theentomologist Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Playing foot today and I got the ball blasted into my hand from 2 yards and 5 hours on it's still fucking agony, and I can't really bend my fingers. If it's staved Again I am going to e raging. sue.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 sue.... Nah the poor guy goes to uni in Dundee, that's punIshment enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Nah the poor guy goes to uni in Dundee, that's punIshment enough. Not very good at typing on the iPod, are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Usually I am fine, but I'm fucking knackered tonight, the letters look blurry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Swaeaty baws I just want to set them free round the house How the f**k I missed this before, did you mean, Soweto Testicles ? http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Testicles-gone-in-wrong-op-20050425 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 The auto-correction is a pain in the arse. I called my friend, who's nickname is Decy, Sexy over Facebook yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Is she sexy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Maybe it's a he. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 The auto-correction is a pain in the arse. I called my friend, who's nickname is Decy, Sexy over Facebook yesterday. my mate who was giving me a lift to football one night said "i'l lick you up in 10 minutes" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Maybe it's a he. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 The worst I ever got, I tried to call someone a gimp and it somehow changed to homosexual, I'm not even sure it would do it again. I have made a habit of re-reading all my stuff, just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Can't sleep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Can't sleep! Wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Wine. I think that's what she's doing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I can't sleep so I'm downstairs in the spare room while she's asleep upstairs. Our youngest cat is very excited that I'm still up and keeps running around and jumping. Hope it doesn't wake her up as she's up for work at 7am tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Wine. I'd love too but not sure getting plastered 7 hours before being induced into labour is a good idea.......then again might dull the pain! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Not really a petty complaint, it's more serious than that but I'm now unemployed. It was only ever a casual gig but it lasted for over 2 years and I enjoyed it although the money wasn't the best. Must get finger out to find proper job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I'd love too but not sure getting plastered 7 hours before being induced into labour is a good idea.......then again might dull the pain! That would be one c**t of a hangover though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Burnt the living room carpet with an iron. Yes, carpets are expensive, but it was an accident and my mum is going tits about it. It's a barely noticeable mark for fucks sake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Burnt the living room carpet with an iron. Yes, carpets are expensive, but it was an accident and my mum is going tits about it. It's a barely noticeable mark for fucks sake! Why were you ironing on the floor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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