ffcsam Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Grooming such a funny word. Wheesht you and put the lotion on the skin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 You are grooming me are'nt you? Is that supposed to be peace or Perve? Do you have stumpy fingers? Not at all Zen. U would probably gi me a knockback 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Wheesht you and put the lotion on the skin Very good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Wheesht you and put the lotion on the skin Awright sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Lads could you just settle down a bit please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Not at all Zen. U would probably gi me a knockback Do not flatter yourself. From what your freinds tell me, your'e a "MINGER" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Do not flatter yourself. From what your freinds tell me, your'e a "MINGER" And also GINGER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 And also GINGER I see, you try to appease me with abnornalities, sadly I have seen past your techniches, courtesy of my CIA training. Shortly, you will receive a knock at the door, from some chap proclaiming, " Your Knicked" etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 (edited) You do know consensual sex is legal at 16, don't you? Or buy a lottery ticket, get a provisional driving licence. I could do them at 16. 17 for a provisional, though I don't really want to drive yet. PTTGOYN - Had this weekend planned out for ages, and it was going to be ace. It's been shite. Edited February 6, 2011 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Tonight has reminded me how bloody annoying the old Bulgarian women who wander about Sauchiehall Street are. You've asked me 3 times now and I still don't want a fucking plastic rose for 50p! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 One of my flatmates. He won't last in the world, he really is hopeless. Tonight - about an hour ago - he fell asleep with something in a frying pan and thankfully another one of my flatmates wandered through because it was on at the full heat and everything. He can't clean up after himself wither. He'll leave a pan with tuna pasta in it sitting out for a week before he bothers to clean it. He doesn't even like tuna pasta I've never met someone who takes several attempts to make toast without it burning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 One of my flatmates. He won't last in the world, he really is hopeless. Tonight - about an hour ago - he fell asleep with something in a frying pan and thankfully another one of my flatmates wandered through because it was on at the full heat and everything. He can't clean up after himself wither. He'll leave a pan with tuna pasta in it sitting out for a week before he bothers to clean it. He doesn't even like tuna pasta I've never met someone who takes several attempts to make toast without it burning. You'd probably hate living with me. As much as I want to leave the country, by f**k I doubt I could live on my own 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Having stayed up for the Superbowl I now hav to go to work on 3 hours rest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 At a time when I need my energy that most, I have never felt so lethargic ever. Talk about timing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Exams! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Exams! Get off this then yah dozey b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. Yep. It's most apparent with religion. To have faith is to have certainty. Eh? Who the f**k is stupid enough to beleive that contradiction in terms? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 turning up for uni then realising it's a 3 hour lecture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Been shredding years worth of old documents. Been at for days, not constantly obviously. The shredder only works for about 5 minutes then it overheats and stops, takes ages to cool down to use again. Going to be days more at this rate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Bought a kilt online, the same waist as I normally take, yet it's about two sizes too small for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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