gingapar Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 People in Supermarkets, who go to get a paper, and move the top one then take the one underneath. Wheres the need? The one on top was the one underneath a minute ago. Cuntos. I Agree with you wholeheartedly but am still one of those people. If i don't 'grab and go' then it can take me an age to pick anything. newspapers and magazines aren't too bad, a quick inspection of the edges and you're good to go. stick me in the fruit section of the supermarket though, and i'm in for a world of picky misery. Sometimes i hate myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I Agree with you wholeheartedly but am still one of those people. If i don't 'grab and go' then it can take me an age to pick anything. newspapers and magazines aren't too bad, a quick inspection of the edges and you're good to go. stick me in the fruit section of the supermarket though, and i'm in for a world of picky misery. Sometimes i hate myself. I bet you even move the paper over on top of a rival paper, therefore getting hundreds of wee old biddys asking where the hell the Sunday Post is. ITS UNDER THIS PRISTINE CONDITION DAILY RECORD THAT SOME c***s MOVED OVER BECAUSE ITS AT THE TOP. Brilliant working in a supermarket, so it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I bet you even move the paper over on top of a rival paper, therefore getting hundreds of wee old biddys asking where the hell the Sunday Post is. ITS UNDER THIS PRISTINE CONDITION DAILY RECORD THAT SOME c***s MOVED OVER BECAUSE ITS AT THE TOP. Brilliant working in a supermarket, so it is. no, I'm not one those people. in fact, it annoys me when people put things on the wrong shelf. if i pick something up in aisle 1 then change my mind when I'm at the other side of the store, I'll still troop back to return the item from whence it came. the thought of putting a melon in beside the coco pops disgusts me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 no, I'm not one those people. in fact, it annoys me when people put things on the wrong shelf. if i pick something up in aisle 1 then change my mind when I'm at the other side of the store, I'll still troop back to return the item from whence it came. the thought of putting a melon in beside the coco pops disgusts me. Coco Pops disgust me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Coco Pops disgust me. racist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) I bet you even move the paper over on top of a rival paper, therefore getting hundreds of wee old biddys asking where the hell the Sunday Post is. ITS UNDER THIS PRISTINE CONDITION DAILY RECORD THAT SOME c***s MOVED OVER BECAUSE ITS AT THE TOP. Brilliant working in a supermarket, so it is. Only you wouldn't have them both out at the same time, would you? Edited January 23, 2011 by Ayrgirl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I pulled a muscle in my upper arm earlier and now it's twiching and spasming like mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I pulled a muscle in my upper arm earlier and now it's twiching and spasming like mad. You poor w****r, you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 People that congratulate others on becoming uncles or aunts. "Congratulations, your sister had unprotected sex 9 months ago! You had nothing to do with her and her boyfriend's decision to have a child, nor did you actually have to endure the pregnancy or give birth, but well done!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Spending the day at hospital getting wee bits of metal removed from my right eye, Jumping for joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Constant sore head. I think i'm dying. A trip to the Doctors is in order I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 The Strathclyde History department. That's right, tell us after the lecture is finished where you have moved room to. Don't bother telling people before hand, just let us wander around trying to find out where we are supposed to be. Thankfully I now know where the lectures are now taking place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 The Strathclyde History department. That's right, tell us after the lecture is finished where you have moved room to. Don't bother telling people before hand, just let us wander around trying to find out where we are supposed to be. Thankfully I now know where the lectures are now taking place. That's probably the trouble when you are dealing with people that only look at information after the event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 That's probably the trouble when you are dealing with people that only look at information after the event. Another PTTGOYN for me. My kettle has just 'exploded'. There was a flash of light, a bang, and now it is sitting in the corner smoking (awaits The Phoenix to come and make a pun about a smoking kettle). Fucking typical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pol Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Another PTTGOYN for me. My kettle has just 'exploded'. There was a flash of light, a bang, and now it is sitting in the corner smoking (awaits The Phoenix to come and make a pun about a smoking kettle). Fucking typical Did someone shite in it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Toothache. if i take any more painkillers i will rattle when i walk. I have left my clove oil in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Cracked an indicator lens on a van today at work so now have a drive along tomorrow and i will get a written warning as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Cracked an indicator lens on a van today at work so now have a drive along tomorrow and i will get a written warning as well Fek and you are just back. Love the UPS ad on the telly ...so many smiley happy faces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Cracked an indicator lens on a van today at work so now have a drive along tomorrow and i will get a written warning as well Couldn't you just claim that someone must have dinged in when you were in a building delivering a parcel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Can't shift these stomach cramps iv had since I got up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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