capybara Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Most of my drivers are stuck, and customers continue to ask..why cant you get this to so and so. What fuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Most of my drivers are stuck, and customers continue to ask..why cant you get this to so and so. What fuds. Trams... the way forward, you know it makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Most of my drivers are stuck, and customers continue to ask..why cant you get this to so and so. What fuds. I work for a distribution company and we have the same issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Trams... the way forward, you know it makes sense. Trams trams !!! even they would struggle.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I work for a distribution company and we have the same issues. Fun isnt it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 People e-mailing telling me that I need to tell my local MP not to vote for university cuts. I live in Scotland, higher education is a devolved power. Annoying my local MP isn't going to make a difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Fun isnt it!! Conversation along lines of: "Where's my delivery?" "We weren't able to reach you but have left it at x location" "That's not good enough I need them here, I'm snowed in" "Yes, and that's why our driver couldn't get to you but left them at closest point so that if you are able to get out...." "But, why didn't you get it here" "you're snowed in" "Yes but......." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Conversation along lines of: "Where's my delivery?" "We weren't able to reach you but have left it at x location" "That's not good enough I need them here, I'm snowed in" "Yes, and that's why our driver couldn't get to you but left them at closest point so that if you are able to get out...." "But, why didn't you get it here" "you're snowed in" "Yes but......." You forgot about... "You do know who I am, don't you?" "No" "I'm Stuart Dickson" "Oh, very sorry, Mr Dickson, your delivery will be at your front door in 10 minutes, along with a cheque for £200 by way of an apology". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i'm just not going back out to clear my drive again, f**k it !, i'm past fucking caring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 That was out of fucking line this morning. The roads were terrible this morning on the A1, but anyone could have seen that. You even felt yourself sliding about at times if you made any type of maneuver that wasn't driving in a straight line. But hey I know what, if I'm a c**t in a 4x4, I drive get into the overtaking a pose as a danger to both myself and every other single driver that I overtake on this road just so i can get into work 5 minutes quicker!!! I honestly hope that everyone of c***s write your fucking death machines off, and preferably yourselves with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 That was out of fucking line this morning. The roads were terrible this morning on the A1, but anyone could have seen that. You even felt yourself sliding about at times if you made any type of maneuver that wasn't driving in a straight line. But hey I know what, if I'm a c**t in a 4x4, I drive get into the overtaking a pose as a danger to both myself and every other single driver that I overtake on this road just so i can get into work 5 minutes quicker!!! I honestly hope that everyone of c***s write your fucking death machines off, and preferably yourselves with them. Hope you've voted on the "Are All 4x4 Drivers c***s" thread! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Hope you've voted on the "Are All 4x4 Drivers c***s" thread! I would have if it had stated a 'majority of 4x4 drivers' That would just be a bit too black & white stuart-esque 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) Went to Tesco this morning with the missus. When we got to the checkout,we were told they had no normal carrier bags left but only small ones or others,for which we would be charged £0.59 each! The small bags were big enough to hold a loaf and basically useless. However,what pissed me off,was the fact that we spent £140 and these greedy fuckers couldn't give out a couple of £0.59 bags free. Whilst I'm on the subjest,what is it with TK Maxx? They charge you for using a carrier bag in an attempt to be seen to be eco-friendly,yet for one item purchased,my paper receipt was about a foot long! Save the planet by charging for carrier bags,yet destroy half a fucking forest for one receipt! Edited December 3, 2010 by Unleash The Nade -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I would have if it had stated a 'majority of 4x4 drivers' That would just be a bit too black & white stuart-esque Since you're a fellow Jambo and all round good egg,fixed the title just for you. Vote away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Since you're a fellow Jambo and all round good egg,fixed the title just for you. Vote away! Cracking! Getting on that action now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Need a push to get in and out of the drive now. The ruts in the road caused by the tyre tracks make it impossible to turn into the drive. Tried reversing as well. Hopeless! Baltic today! You have to laugh at the BBC news though, going on about 2 inches in London and South East grinding them to a halt. Try over a foot - 18 inches here! Twats! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 You have to laugh at the BBC news though, going on about 2 inches in London and South East grinding them to a halt. Try over a foot - 18 inches here! Twats! London and the south-east has far more concentrated urban development, commuter traffic and the rest that lead to disruption. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 London and the south-east has far more concentrated urban development, commuter traffic and the rest that lead to disruption. On the other hand... 2 inches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 On the other hand... 2 inches. If you only have two inches in your other hand then you will have to think of other ways of pleasing women..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 If you only have two inches in your other hand then you will have to think of other ways of pleasing women..... I think the only way those two wee gonks could please a woman is by doing their homework for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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