Guest The Phoenix Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 10/10 for predictability. 0/10 for sense of humour. Hope your cough's terminal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I certainly hope its not so i dont miss out on any of these quips of yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I certainly hope its not so i dont miss out on any of these quips of yours. I'm sure Div will add a "d" to your user name when the time comes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I'm sure Div will add a "d" to your user name when the time comes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 New camera - great Downloaded holiday photo's - great Copied to memory stick to upload onto girlfriend's PC - great Try to post a sample - "file too big" Try to downsize RAR/ZIP it to email - still too big Modern technology - every little thing designed to "make your life easy and hassle free", load of shit. PS StewartyMac - I have read the instruction booklet - it still doesnae work! LUDDITES UNITE AND RECLAIM THE SIMPLE LIFE!!! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I'm the Arjen Robben of Scotland. I'm injury prone (that's as far as the comparisons go). Yet again after 5s, I have got an injury. This time it's a nasty massive bruise down one side of my right calf which has seemingly hardened It's a lovely shade of purple. I can't fucking walk either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Ouchie!!! As a fives veteran of a broken rib, sprained finger and bruises too many to mention, I feel for you, bro! Heal up soon. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Bloody Post Office. It's time for my annual savings shift, to get the best rate of interest and I settled on a Post Office online account. I opened it last week and the last bit of information (the security number) arrived today. I tried it once and it didn't work. I tried it again in case I made a mistake and it didn't work. So I phoned the number and was told the number had been locked because I'd tried it three times. No, I tried it twice. I was then bounced to two other people, who just kept repeating the same thing over and over again, without listening to a word I was saying about effectively losing a month of the special interest rate, because I'll be damned if I'm moving any money in while I can't access it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Copied to memory stick to upload onto girlfriend's PC - great Have you got a girlfriend? You never said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 (edited) A mate of mine has just texted me to ask "I wonder if Pakistan are having a flood appeal for the people of Cornwall, it's shocking!". I'm due to be playing pool with this guy tomorrow and I'm actually so enraged by it I'm thinking of sacking it! How can someone compare Pakistan's floods (affected total 20m people, 1,700 fatalities, damage costs estimated at $43bn) to Cornwall's (100 people evacuated, no injuries whatsoever, mild inconvienience to Hoorah Henrys struggling to get their game of golf in) is beyond me. I despise this country sometimes. Edited November 18, 2010 by Gaz -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 A mate of mine has just texted me to ask "I wonder if Pakistan are having a flood appeal for the people of Cornwall, it's shocking!". I'm due to be playing pool with this guy tomorrow and I'm actually so enraged by it I'm thinking of sacking it! How can someone compare Pakistan's floods (affected total 20m people, 1,700 fatalities, damage costs estimated at $43bn) to Cornwall's (100 people evacuated, no injuries whatsoever, mild inconvienience to Hoorah Henrys struggling to get their game of golf in) is beyond me. I despise this country sometimes. I think you're grossly underestimating the effect these floods will have had on the region and people affected tbh. Still, sounds like one of those chain texts that morons send. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I'm sporting a lovely red scar on my cheek. Surely if a girl says she is single and you pull her, her boyfriend should punch her for lying instead of me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I'm sporting a lovely red scar on my cheek. Surely if a girl says she is single and you pull her, her boyfriend should punch her for lying instead of me? Spot on. How have you got a scar though, did he scratch you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Spot on. How have you got a scar though, did he scratch you? I don't know what it is. He seemed to have punched me on the top of the cheek as there is a rough red lump but it's been 2days and the eye hasn't really bruised so that is a plus point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 A mate of mine has just texted me to ask "I wonder if Pakistan are having a flood appeal for the people of Cornwall, it's shocking!". I'm due to be playing pool with this guy tomorrow and I'm actually so enraged by it I'm thinking of sacking it! How can someone compare Pakistan's floods (affected total 20m people, 1,700 fatalities, damage costs estimated at $43bn) to Cornwall's (100 people evacuated, no injuries whatsoever, mild inconvienience to Hoorah Henrys struggling to get their game of golf in) is beyond me. I despise this country sometimes. Overreacting much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I'm sure Div will add a "d" to your user name when the time comes. surely he'd have to change it to 'formerly Cowden' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Overreacting much? I'd say so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I went to the gym last night to pass the time, because I had a football meeting that was on three and a half hours after i finished work. To get to the point, the outcome is that my arms are in absolute agony and could barely lift my jacket over my shoulders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 New camera - great Downloaded holiday photo's - great Copied to memory stick to upload onto girlfriend's PC - great Try to post a sample - "file too big" Try to downsize RAR/ZIP it to email - still too big Modern technology - every little thing designed to "make your life easy and hassle free", load of shit. PS StewartyMac - I have read the instruction booklet - it still doesnae work! LUDDITES UNITE AND RECLAIM THE SIMPLE LIFE!!! Open up MS Paint. Hit file, open the pic and click image at the top. Click on resize, reduce it accordingly and save it as a copy eg kiltcopy.jpg That'll reduce the size and make it more likely to be allowed as an attachment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Can't get a sitter tonight so can't hav a night out with the Mrs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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