CityDave Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 When you wake up with your keys wallet and passport stolen it's a tad annoying. Aye , the prossies do it every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Why is it that customers to my workplace always single out the one person who's actually getting on with their job instead of taking their problems to one of the folk behind the desk that are standing there chatting to each other about what they're going to make for tea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Just watching Live At The Apollo and Jo Brand is still using the same"I'm a fat ugly bitch who never gets shagged" routine,she's been using for the last 20 years and it's still not funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I served Jennifer Ellison at work yesterday.....only reason it is a PTTGOYN is that I didn't recognise her until my boss ran over to ask what she had said to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I served Jennifer Ellison at work yesterday.....only reason it is a PTTGOYN is that I didn't recognise her until my boss ran over to ask what she had said to me Did you serve it right over her magnificent cleavage? I would have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I served Jennifer Ellison at work yesterday.....only reason it is a PTTGOYN is that I didn't recognise her until my boss ran over to ask what she had said to me Cool. I loved her hairdo in the nineties and her role in 'friends' was barely tolerable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Did you serve it right over her magnificent cleavage? I would have. Sadly not as she was too busy on her phone to pay any attention to me. Next time though.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 (edited) The Mrs wants to go shopping on a SUNDAY Edited September 5, 2010 by lichtie23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 My bird has fallen out with me cause I only sent her one kiss on a text. Seriously, what the f**k!? Pathetic c**t. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 My bird has fallen out with me cause I only sent her one kiss on a text. Seriously, what the f**k!? Pathetic c**t. Experience tells me that she is using that piece of trivia to get across the bigger message. I'd start looking for a replacement or ham shanks will be the order of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 My bird has fallen out with me cause I only sent her one kiss on a text. Seriously, what the f**k!? Pathetic c**t. On a similar note, it always makes me laugh when you're talking to your girlfried or whatever and she mentions some hot guy and goes "Aww I love himm" then when you mention a lassy she goes in a right huff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I hate it when you hire a hitman and have their vile mnother killed and they get really abgry with you. Why spend your entire week complaining about your mother then go in the huff with me when I dealo with the problem? Women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 My bird has fallen out with me cause I only sent her one kiss on a text. Seriously, what the f**k!? Pathetic c**t. Get her to f**k! Obviously there's deeper lying issues with this one but that's just ridiculous. My personal PTTGOYN is waiting on a text back. Especially when it's fairly important. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 My annoyance for today is when someone is upset over someone else not wanting to have a relationship with them and then a friend or family member will say something like "his/her loss" or "they're an idiot for not wanting you". Why do people say this, it makes no sense whatsoever. How on earth would it be a loss to someone to not have a relationship with someone they have no feeling for? Maybe I should stay off my friends facebook pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I am not looking forward to going back to work. It is spoiling my weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I am not looking forward to going back to work. It is spoiling my weekend. Take the tram, you know it makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Take the tram, you know it makes sense. At least you cheer me up. I am a bit down at the moment, i really need to seek pastures new. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 At least you cheer me up. I am a bit down at the moment, i really need to seek pastures new. The Pheonix is cheering you up? I had no idea things were so bad ... chin up, Capy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 The Pheonix is cheering you up? I had no idea things were so bad ... chin up, Capy. A dagger to the heart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 My son has shared his germs with me. I will be starting uni with a cold. Fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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