Lisa Cuddy Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I forgot I'd made stew for my dinner tonight and just went to go and warm it up. It looked like that "chunks in gravy" tinned catfood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 One of my friends has decided to ditch me and another of our mates in favour of a new group and will now go off and organise games of football. It isn't even pissing me off that much because I know that in six months time he'll be back after putting in a rash tackle on someone, then getting halfed down, then taking a huff. My old boss once told me that you shouldn't both trying hard to get equal with people, as they f**k things up themselves. Seems pretty true right now... There is nothing like a woman scorned! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I want to put my iPod on charge so I can go out a run tomorrow, but I can't find it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Feels like utter crap. There is no time like a bad time to find out who your friends are. I have a bar of chocolate with yer name on it I hate jet lag btw, it's an absolute killer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 There's an awful lot of folk at Dubai wearing sheets on their way to some pilgramage somewhere..... It's the last week of Ramadan. They're probably on their way to some sort of Haj or something. I hate jet lag btw, it's an absolute killer At least you'll have had that shower by now though.....won't you?! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 On hold to SAAS. This is soul destroying. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Another 2 weeks off work,That will make it 14 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 sent you a text from Ms Kiwi's moby at 7.00am to make sure you got out yer bed. You never answered it ya nugget! There's an awful lot of folk at Dubai wearing sheets on their way to some pilgramage somewhere..... My Kiwi number isn't switched on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutton01 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 On hold to SAAS. This is soul destroying. It is indeed, and they tend to be so unhelpful on the phone too I just sent them an email rant and everything got sorted pretty damn quick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I appear to have lost my work mobile. I have no fucking idea how, given that the bloody thing is a brick, but this is annoying as I'm on-call tonight. Therefore I'll either have to give switchboard my own mobile number (which I'm reluctant to do as last time I did they prank-called me at 3am) or hope that my stupidly inadequate bleep will actually wake me up. Rubbish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I tried on a zip up top, it fitted and looked good, I took it up to the counter to buy it having completely forgotten to check the price. £95. Sair yin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 My Kiwi number isn't switched on was sent to yer dubai number. BTW, we paid 38 camels or whatever it is for a BK at the airport. What's that in real money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I appear to have lost my work mobile. I have no fucking idea how, given that the bloody thing is a brick, but this is annoying as I'm on-call tonight. Therefore I'll either have to give switchboard my own mobile number (which I'm reluctant to do as last time I did they prank-called me at 3am) or hope that my stupidly inadequate bleep will actually wake me up. Rubbish. The utter BARSTARDS!!! ..... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I tried on a zip up top, it fitted and looked good, I took it up to the counter to buy it having completely forgotten to check the price. £95. Sair yin Feck me! What was it made of, mohair, cashmere, Tibetan white tiger fur hand woven by Buddhist monks? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Feck me! What was it made of, mohair, cashmere, Tibetan white tiger fur hand woven by Buddhist monks? 53% linen, 47% cotton acccording to the lable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 The Michael Ball Show. I mean come on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 53% linen, 47% cotton acccording to the lable. Was it woven by a rare breed? Dundonian virgins, perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) I was less than impressed. It makes a change from the usual moans I get about the NHS; useless receptionists double booking appointments or booking a 20 minute clinical treament into a 10 minute dressings appointment; someone nicking the last set of sterilised instruments for their domiciliary visits leaving the clinic short of kit, etc, etc.* I think you should elaborate as to the nature of the prank call. It may seem hilarious in hindsight! * (My daily instalments of Tales of a Podiatrist, btw! ) Edited September 2, 2010 by An Sionnach 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I'm starving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Major fajita sweats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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