Andy Dufresne Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 (edited) 1. The ariel that I paid £15 for so I could get a good signal on all channels on my freeview box is, well, doing the exact opposite. The Spurs game will be fucking finished by the time I get a signal. Absolute pile of shit so it is. 2. There's a woman and her wee kid that live directly above me, and the kid must be practising for the playgroup olympics as he is constantly running about like a herd of elephants. I'm stuck whether to batter the ceiling (their floor) with a brush, or go up there and kick the wummin right in the pie. Use TVCatchup Edited August 25, 2010 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I got it working eventually, cheers anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Buying five or more items in a newspaper shop but still having to ask for a carrier bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 No car tomorrow as my brother is borrowing it. I was looking forward to going fishing but it is a good 6 miles from where I stay and not easy to walk/cycle to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 (edited) I remember when I was in Primary School and I was stung by a wasp. It was on my hand and it swelled up really bad. Instead of phoning my mum or sending me home the school gave me a piece of frozen meat () from the kitchen to take the swelling away! My mum couldn't believe it. I dislocated my kneecap in PE and was offered a plaster. Still can't fathom that one. edit: Totally unrelated, but I hate how people add 'gate' to something to emphasise controversy. For example, 'Bloodgate', or 'Grannygate'. Very annoying. Edited August 25, 2010 by Eintracht Bibby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 edit: Totally unrelated, but I hate how people add 'gate' to something to emphasise controversy. For example, 'Bloodgate', or 'Grannygate'. Very annoying. +1. Totally agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Bevvygate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 It's been sunny and warm all day and as soon as I need to leave the house to catch a bus (10 minute walk to the bus-stop) it starts pouring! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 I got a new bank card today and was going to pay for my shopping with it until the card machine said incorrect pin, which it wasn't. Had to leave half the shopping in Tesco as I didn't have much cash on me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Found a can of beer in the freezer What a waste 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Yet another pundit goes to the shitlist. Watching Villa, and Ashley Young got absolutely halved in the area, completely clattered, and Ray Houghton said: "He's gone to ground too easily there. That's one thing that Ashley Young does too often." If Ray Houghton thought that was a dive then he's on some kind of hallucinogenic drug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 My wife was supposed to be off tomorrow but because someone has phoned in sick she has to go to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 My wife was supposed to be off tomorrow but because someone has phoned in sick she has to go to work Is that not a RTBC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Is that not a RTBC No i had other things planned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 No i had other things planned You dirty b*****d! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 You dirty b*****d! Decorating? Anyway, there is a program on C4+1 the now about Hurricane Katrina. Its eyewitness video accounts of what happened. The bit I just saw was a women filming her living/dining room from up the stairs as it was flooded and her dog was struggling in the water trying to climb up on a table. She says into the camera "Oh god, I think the dog is drowning" after watching it struggle. Why did she or her husband (could hear him in the background) not try to help the dog instead of filming? Stupid cow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 People that say "Pwopa Nawty", or post a picture of Danny Dyer, or something equally as pish when football hooligans are spoken about. It's cringworthy shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 You dirty b*****d! Yep pretty much true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Being sick is bad enough, but there is nothing worse than dry retching. Horrible, horrible stuff. I'd just like to get it over and done with, thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted August 27, 2010 Author Share Posted August 27, 2010 I dislocated my kneecap in PE and was offered a plaster. Still can't fathom that one. edit: Totally unrelated, but I hate how people add 'gate' to something to emphasise controversy. For example, 'Bloodgate', or 'Grannygate'. Very annoying. I broke my wrist in PE, I was given a plastic cup of water and a paper towel soaked in semi-cold water. First aid at it's fucking finest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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