capybara Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Im lucky if i slept for more than 3 hours last night..back into insomnia mode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 So, STV decided not to show the FA Cup this season so that they could showcase more home-grown Scottish TV. Instead of the FA Cup Final, they're showing the Julie Roberts film "The Runaway Bride". Filmed in Inverurie, is it? Production carried out in Methil? Extras cast from Alloa? Good job it wasn't a soap opera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 A mate of mine, originally from North Queensferry but living in Dundee was out in Edinburgh for his Christmas night out, with the intention of returning to his parents house just over the river. Suitably blootered at the end of the night, he stumbled through Waverley and found his train home, where he promptly sat down and fell asleep. He woke up as the train pulled into a station, and, seeing no-one else in the carriage, jumped off the train and set off down the platform. Realising he wasn't in Queensferry, he made his way outside and found a taxi driver, who told him he was in Dundee. "Bloody hell" he thinks, "that's lucky. I've got a flat in Dundee!" so he gets in the taxi and gets a run to his flat. Now, this is Uni accommodation, and it's only a couple of days before Christmas, so there's nobody else in, and there hasn't been for about a week. Understandably, the flat is freezing cold. At this point, he realises that he took all of his bedding home at Christmas, and he's only got a bare mattress in his room. Now, at this point, anyone else would've just stuck their jacket back on, flipped on the heating, and tried to forget about the cold and go to sleep. However, in his drunken state, he didn't think that sounded very fun. So he goes back out onto the street and starts wandering around looking for a taxi. Now, bear in mind, this is now getting to about 3 o'clock in the morning. Eventually, he manages to flag one down, and asks the driver how much to take him back home. "£80." Well, he doesn't think he's got much of a choice at this point, so after being driven to a cash machine, he sits in the back of this bloke's Octavia and gets a lift home. The kicker? After he woke up in the morning, he had to get the first train back to Dundee because he couldn't remember locking the door, or if he'd left the heating/taps on. Brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Sadly no funny stories for me. All I'm saying is that I STILL have a massive hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Sadly no funny stories for me. All I'm saying is that I STILL have a massive hangover. What time did you start drinking? It's nearly Sunday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Sadly no funny stories for me. All I'm saying is that I STILL have a massive hangover. two-day hangovers don't exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 What time did you start drinking? It's nearly Sunday morning. About 10pm last night. Although I was drinking until 8am and only got 3 hours sleep. Had a few cans today watching the final, but they didn't do anything at all. Just a waste of beer really. two-day hangovers don't exist. You don't exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 You don't exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 ah well if your just going to invoke curd to win the toast debate thats just unfair since your clearly correct. I wasn't trying to win anything. I used to have lemon curd on toast every morning for breakfast when I was younger,though I haven't bought a jar for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I wasn't trying to win anything. I used to have lemon curd on toast every morning for breakfast when I was younger,though I haven't bought a jar for years. i know. I was just agreeing with you re the merits of lemon curd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 (edited) Bought MediEvil from the playstation network because it was one of the first games i can remember playing , but 3 hours late its still on 50% Edited May 16, 2010 by AsdaLoyal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 The prospect of six trips to Fife next season is looming on the horizon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 The prospect of six trips to Fife next season is looming on the horizon. This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 The Toolstation.com advert. The shitey reasons people have for voting for other couples on the delightfully shite Coach Trip. "We're voting for you because you don't have a yellow card yet" WHIT? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 The shitey reasons people have for voting for other couples on the delightfully shite Coach Trip. "We're voting for you because you don't have a yellow card yet" WHIT? Sounds like Socialism in action. Reject the left, people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Ventured into town today with the car,still full of traffic jams,what a state Edinburgh is in,and with all the disputes with the Trams it will only get worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 £59 delivery charges 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Getting fucking relegated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 East Fife. Couldn't be good enough to get all four Fife teams in the same league, could they? Oh no, they have to go and be shit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Taking a bit of time away from the band thing at the moment. They are doing a gig tonight in Glasgow and now I'm tempted to go along. Cannae go though, that'd be a bit weird! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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