Nick_BCFC Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 One tin of chicken soup for dinner. I'm starving. I've also only got six fags left & i'm not paid til Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Psychology teacher not turning up today, I need to know if I've passed this nab and what else I have to do to sit the exam. It's especially annoying cause I think I need a grade from it to go to university. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 What is this 'first post' shite you get on blogs/messageboards/comment systems now? I go on to read the comments about a gig, and the first at least 20/30 posts were all 1st/2nd 'NO U WERNT FIRST I WAS'. When did this become something to do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 What is this 'first post' shite you get on blogs/messageboards/comment systems now? I go on to read the comments about a gig, and the first at least 20/30 posts were all 1st/2nd 'NO U WERNT FIRST I WAS'. When did this become something to do? 1st lol I'm unsure, but it's ridiculous. They don't even give a valid comment or say anything to do with the subject. These people should be banned from the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Miley Cyrus 'Cant be tamed' Pffftt Aye right, i bet she just lies there and takes it like every other whench... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Having to work late today and tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 The black guy who 'sings' before some programmes on E4. Pure hatred. I wouldn't drink that milk if I was you, it's been out of the fridge for an hour or two. Sticking with E4 - The Scrubs episode "My Own Personal Jesus." They've cut out half a sentence from Jordan, which leads to Perry saying his line earlier than it should be, which isn't funny and doesn't really make sense at all. I know it was at 1pm, but "testicles" isn't a bad word, surely? There's no real need to cut it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I wouldn't drink that milk if I was you, it's been out of the fridge for an hour or two. Use not drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 The black guy who 'sings' before some programmes on E4. Pure hatred. I hate that c**t too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I hate that c**t too. I think he looks like Andy Cole:unsure: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 The psychic bloke that was on Derren Browns show last night,he was no more psychic than Derren is. Did anyone notice that when he went to the peoples houses he asked to use the loo before starting whatever he does? Yeah he's not going to use the little boys room,he's away in your bedrooms snooping around to see what information he can get on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 (edited) The blatant lies that Lurpak have told me. Its definitely not "spreadable", in fact I would say it was the very opposite, seeing as it made me tear a big fucking hole in my bread. Edit: Shite shite spelling. Edited May 11, 2010 by Big River 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 The blatent lies that Lurpak have told me. Its definitely not "spreadable", in fact I would say it was the very opposite, seeing as it made me tear a big fucking hole in my bread. That's why you should store it in the cupboard instead of the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Despite our house being consistently cleaner than I've known it to ever be, the kitchen is absolutely infested with ants. I know exactly how to solve the problem, but my landlord has made me put my blowtorch away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 That's why you should store it in the cupboard instead of the fridge. You're fucking mental. Butter goes in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Despite our house being consistently cleaner than I've known it to ever be, the kitchen is absolutely infested with ants. I know exactly how to solve the problem, but my landlord has made me put my blowtorch away. Maybe they're just wandering in the front door? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 When you squeeze a new tube of toothpaste only to find it has one of those silver tops stopping the paste from coming out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 You're fucking mental. Butter goes in the fridge. If you don't want to have holes in your bread from having the margarine(Sorry spreadable butter.) in the fridge you put it in the cupboard,just as you wouldn't put eggs in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Whaaaaaat? EGGS GO IN THE FRIDGE I suppose you keep your ice cream in the grill and your milk in the loft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you don't want to have holes in your bread from having the margarine(Sorry spreadable butter.) in the fridge you put it in the cupboard,just as you wouldn't put eggs in the fridge. WRONG. Butter goes in the fridge to prevent it from melting. Eggs go in chickens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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