Breaking Decency Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Why people cannot spell or say the name of players of the team they support. Carl Finnigan (Finn - I - gan) not Finnegan and the guy (Andy Thomson, I think his name is) off Falkirk TV, Enoch Showunmi (Show - oon - mi) not Show - noom - ni. Sho-woon-mi I would have said, as would have a hell of a lot of City supporters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discopants Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Sho-woon-mi I would have said, as would have a hell of a lot of City supporters. I dunno actually, it's different, people say it Show - un - mi or Show - oon - mi but it's the guy off Falkirk TV that does my head in about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Silly underage drunks on the bus really pisses me off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiders For Life Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 The (now ex) girlfriend and I split up, I feel fucking horrible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 The (now ex) girlfriend and I split up, I feel fucking horrible get drunk shag a slapper youll still feel like shit but at least youve had your nat king cole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 get drunk shag a slapper youll still feel like shit but at least youve had your nat king cole You really do have all the answers on how to mend a broken heart, don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Really really bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I ended up paying for the train.. I feel sick, I had a chippy earlier and it's playing havoc with my guts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 James fucking cuntface Grady. Absolutely useless wankstain. Jesus wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Bush Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Stopping over at ma girlfriends parents,her and her ol man are doing ma nut in......Just because i packed her "I love anal" nightshirt.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I think the lighter mornings are buggering my sleeping pattern. I've been waking at around 6 every morning for the past week, then dozing off for hour segments until I need to get up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Why people cannot spell or say the name of players of the team they support. Carl Finnigan (Finn - I - gan) not Finnegan and the guy (Andy Thomson, I think his name is) off Falkirk TV, Enoch Showunmi (Sho - wun - mi) not Show - noom - ni. Willie McLachlan of Clyde fame does it for me. I've seen him referred to on here and in real life as McLaughlan, McLauchlan and McClachan amongst others 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 (edited) Willie McLachlan of Clyde fame does it for me. I've seen him referred to on here and in real life as McLaughlan, McLauchlan and McClachan amongst others For some reason I thought Patrick Cregg was called Patrick Clegg for a good while after we signed him. It was ironic that he did actually turn into a blood sucking little parasite after being with us for a while. Anyway the thing that's annoying me today is curry induced indigestion. Edited March 28, 2010 by Ceratogyrus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 For some reason I thought Patrick Cregg was called Patrick Clegg for a good while after we signed him. It was ironic that he did actually turn into a blood sucking little parasite after being with us for a while. Anyway the thing that's annoying me today is curry induced indigestion. I would have thought the combined flatulence in the house was a far greater issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 (edited) I would have thought the combined flatulence in the house was a far greater issue. Ees Nibs is still asleep, I've put the sheets over his head in the hope he stays unconcious until tea time. As for me I'm a lady so I don't do that. Edited March 28, 2010 by Ceratogyrus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Ees Nibs is still asleep, I've put the sheets over his head in the hope he stays unconcious until tea time. As for me I'm a lady so I don't do that. To get the full effect, fold him arms over his chest and get the priest in. Lady??????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 To get the full effect, fold him arms over his chest and get the priest in. There's no way he could be mistaken for dead with the noises he's making Lady??????? Close enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 There's no way he could be mistaken for dead with the noises he's making Close enough Point One - I'd probably get banned for the next thought that sprang to my mind re priests, in response to the above. Point Two - How close is enough? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 (edited) Hoovers at half past fuckin nine ten on a Sunday morning. Bitch. Pub opens at 11, yeeha. Edited March 28, 2010 by Tryfield 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Point One - I'd probably get banned for the next thought that sprang to my mind re priests, in response to the above. Point Two - How close is enough? Well I am definately female, think it's the tits that give it away. The last time I wore a dress was when I was 14 and forced to do so. I don't like clothes shopping and would much rather be at a football game (yes even this season). I'm not keen on puppies or kittens but consider baby stick insects and snails to be quite cute. Rather than go out on a Friday or Saturday night I'd rather trapse about the countryside during the day getting covered in mud then coming back for a bath and watching a film. The last time I wore high heels I ended up on the bonnet of someone's car (they helpfully allowed me to hang onto the windscreen wipers and drove me very slowly over the frozen car park to where my car was). I like having big house spiders in my house (they eat the escaped crickets). I can tell you the names of all the football grounds in the SPL and First division but if one of my girlfriends asks what I think of the latest celebrity heart-throb I have to do a google image search. Even after doing so I normally still don't have a fucking clue who they are. So yeah a lady by name but not by nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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