Raith Against The Machine Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Fireman Sam's song goes: "You can not ignore, Sam is the hero next-door!" Why not? Does he come home from "Hero Of The Year" awards ceremonies and play David Bowie track "Heroes" all night, whilst watching endless re-runs of tv-show "Heroes" and eating a big box of "Heroes" in the shared back garden? Does he invite all the other heroes round, like Action Man, so they can have a big Hero party stopping you from getting to sleep? Or is it just a cheap rhyme? Is that what it really is? I FUCKING THINK SO. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 You've got to be on a wind-up, surely. Not even my dad buttons polo shirts right up Have you seen all the folk who go to Dundee games? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 the curry that i had yesterday is back with a vengance. I'm starting to get dodgy looks of disgust due a very pungent smell that's coming out my arse and is now seeping about the office for prolonged periods of time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 It would be perfectly acceptable for a guy to come on here and moan about a shit week, having been dumped by his bird but because I am a girl it means I want attention... I see. naw -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Some absolute bastard tried to steal my phone off me when I was walking along Kirkcaldy hig street earlier on. I was walking back towards the bus station from my birds and some dude came out of the pub. I had my phone in my hand flicking through tunes when I saw him put his hand on the top of the screen and try to grab it. I had a swing at him pretty much instantly and caught him flush right on the beak. He stumbled back, stopped, touched his nose with his hand, then turned and stumbled back into the pub. I wasn't for hanging about and legged it upto the bus station before he could go in and get his mates. What kind of people do that sort of thing!? See someone with a phone, so they try and steal it. I got such a fright and the punch was more a reaction thing than anything else. I hope I bought the dicks nose, and he thinks twice about trying to do it again. ^^^ this never happened -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 You've got to be on a wind-up, surely. Not even my dad buttons polo shirts right up Tell him to start. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidkennedyshand Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Realising that your shite work rotas mean you might only make one more game this season. :angry: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Fillings. Well, the numbing part. I don't like needles, so I felt quite ill. It was quite cool to start off with. I could feel my face and it felt wierd, and when I wasn't looking I couldn't tell the difference between my lip and my face, but it's annoying me now and I can't talk properly. Please go away... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Fillings. Well, the numbing part. I don't like needles, so I felt quite ill. It was quite cool to start off with. I could feel my face and it felt wierd, and when I wasn't looking I couldn't tell the difference between my lip and my face, but it's annoying me now and I can't talk properly. Please go away... I hate that, I asked last time for it to be done without anaesthetic, wasn't that bad although it's really sensitive to cold stuff now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 People in the library who leave their stuff over computers when they're nowhere to be seen, presumably away for a lunch trip or some other non-computer activity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 People in the library who leave their stuff over computers when they're nowhere to be seen, presumably away for a lunch trip or some other non-computer activity. That really is a pain in the arse, especially if you need to print something off. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 People in the library who leave their stuff over computers when they're nowhere to be seen, presumably away for a lunch trip or some other non-computer activity. Its worse when one person is using group project pods, specifiaclly for 3 people or more and they refuse to move. You feel like a right dick going and telling on them. Its always females and Asians as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 People in the library who leave their stuff over computers when they're nowhere to be seen, presumably away for a lunch trip or some other non-computer activity. This does my head in! Someone had left books sitting at a computer one day, but had logged off, so I just moved the books a wee bit, and logged myself in, they came back got their books and left, I don't know if they said anything because I was listening to my iPod, but they really have nothing to complain about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I've got a game today. And to make things worse I've lost my voice. Oh how will I moan at my team mates?! A bit cheeky moaning at the players on the pitch when you're on the bench, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Some absolute bastard tried to steal my phone off me when I was walking along Kirkcaldy hig street earlier on. I was walking back towards the bus station from my birds and some dude came out of the pub. I had my phone in my hand flicking through tunes when I saw him put his hand on the top of the screen and try to grab it. I had a swing at him pretty much instantly and caught him flush right on the beak. He stumbled back, stopped, touched his nose with his hand, then turned and stumbled back into the pub. I wasn't for hanging about and legged it upto the bus station before he could go in and get his mates. What kind of people do that sort of thing!? See someone with a phone, so they try and steal it. I got such a fright and the punch was more a reaction thing than anything else. I hope I bought the dicks nose, and he thinks twice about trying to do it again. Just read this and then seen your name , it made me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I hate it when you post something quite good and it happens to be the last post on a page and someone posts very soon after you. Most folk, I imagine just go to the last page of a thread and your post may never be read... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I hate it when you post something quite good and it happens to be the last post on a page and someone posts very soon after you. Most folk, I imagine just go to the last page of a thread and your post may never be read... It's all down to timing, I swear! -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 It's all down to timing, I swear! Which I obviously haven't got! -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Most folk, I imagine just go to the last page of a thread and your post may never be read... I usually start reading a thread from the beginning, like a book. Maybe I'm just weird that way, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie Bhoy Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 6,000 odd posts and you have never posted in here ? As in never posted on this thread. Not GN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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