Bibby Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 (edited) Finished it for you. They were out with their niece and nephew last night. Edited December 20, 2009 by The Blair-Skint Student 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 This weekend has seen me at my works' Christmas lunch on Friday, a night out in town after it, and a session with my mates from the football in Dumbarton, from yesterday afternoon lasting into the small hours. The bank withdrawl receipts and debit card payments from the nightclub do not make pretty or pleasing reading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 They were out with their niece and nephew last night. That is pretty kinky. I went out to a gig last night and ended up spending the rest of the night in the Classic Grand. I bumped into a few guys that I haven't seen for years, and however brief our encounters were, I enjoyed them. After that I went back to my mates place, but not before stopping off for some mighty chips, cheese, chicken donner and sauce. My god. It was heavenly. Anyway, I woke up at around 11am and went out on to the balcony for a fag. My pals flatmates didn't know I was in, so when they heard me cough I heard them going "who the f**k was that?". They were downstairs, so they couldn't see me. One of them guessed it was me, and they were proved right a few minutes later. The balcony was a bit wet and icy, so when I came back through the door and down the stairs I slipped, landing with a mighty crunch, but somehow managing to protect my glass of water. As soon as I hit the floor they burst out laughing, as did I. The noise actually woke up my mate, so it was a pretty tough landing. The best thing about it was that the fall somehow managed to kill the hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deco Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Hangovers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 That stupid Citroen ad where the boy and lassie are in the car attached to some sort of pulley system at a dockyard. Just once, I'd like to see the cords snap, and the malodorous little runts in the car fly off into the river, and attacked by killer jellyfish 'n stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Forgot that I had homework to do for tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Forgot that I had homework to do for tomorrow. Shame, we're on holiday already I've been ill for over a week now, looks like i'll have to go to the doctors tomorrow, great 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Folk who seem to be utterly oblivious of the difficulties snowy conditions make for driving. Folk parking at stupid corners that normally wouldnt be an issue but given folk are driving along the same tracks on a snowy road either direction does not help. Seen some daft bint getting a good 10 second beeping at (not by me) and while sitting there in the queue she was causing enjoying her fear, alarm and total oblivious look. She didnt have a scooby that she was causing a hold up. She looked as terrified as she did confused. Also folk pullng in to the side of the road to park without indicating. Twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Need to read a whole book today, and it looks bloody awful. I'll probably just skim read so I know what's going on basically.Yawn. Riddley Walker.Seriously, WTF is this book all about?!?! I fucking well told you!! Do you not listen to a word I say or follow up on the links I give you? Last time I try to help you with your homework, you bloody ingrate! Pah, kids today, I don't know. You try to help them and all they do is whine on...grumble... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 It's so cold it's keeping me awake. -16c now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Listening to the radio for news of school/college closures. The pavements are just sheets of ice and I don't want to go! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Folk who seem to be utterly oblivious of the difficulties snowy conditions make for driving.Folk parking at stupid corners that normally wouldnt be an issue but given folk are driving along the same tracks on a snowy road either direction does not help. Seen some daft bint getting a good 10 second beeping at (not by me) and while sitting there in the queue she was causing enjoying her fear, alarm and total oblivious look. She didnt have a scooby that she was causing a hold up. She looked as terrified as she did confused. Also folk pullng in to the side of the road to park without indicating. Twats. Bad/inconsiderate drivers who are mainly just annoying at other times of the year are really dangerous in these conditions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Starting your working week off by falling backwards on ice. I got up super quick ready to shoot daggers at anyone laughing but fortunately only one person who was driving past at the time would have seen it. Fairly warmed my hands up though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 The best thing about it was that the fall somehow managed to kill the hangover. It's the adrenaline. It's the same reason why a game of fives works so well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 The pavements here are a total nightmare. The roads that are bus routes are ok, but my street is really bad. My drive and the pavements are like a sheet of glass - nearly fell a couple of times, just getting to the car! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Computers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I'm sitting in higher accounts on my own. And the teacher of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 It's the adrenaline. It's the same reason why a game of fives works so well. I think I might start paying a guy to hide somewhere in the house the morning after a night out. For a hangover cure, it isn't the greatest, but it will certainly do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 It's so cold it's keeping me awake. -16c now. Jeezy Peeps! Time to switch countries, dude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 One of my next door neighbors dogs has to get put down.He has a inoperable growth.He is an old dog but he still thinks he is a puppy,and he is friendly. Sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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