endieinreekie Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Some b*****d pulled out right in front of me on the way to work this morning forcing me to brake hard and working me up into such a state of apoplexy that I probably nearly had a stroke. Plus there were 2 more wasps buzzing around outside (thankfully) my bathroom window this morning again interrupting my morning dump, with we looking over my shoulder regularly to ensure that neither of the striped scumbags got in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Woke up yesterday morning with the sorest neck ever. Must of been the way I slept, it's still sore today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Christian fundamentalists. Not remotely open to the possibility that they might be wrong. It's almost enough to make you agnostic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) I went to bed at half midnight, last night, and woke up at 3 because die hard doonhamer texted me at about 3 (or I only received it at about 3) saying "I'm still up and on pnb, fucking hell", or words to that effect, the absolute fud. I couldn't get to sleep after and have been up since. I need my beauty sleep. Having said that, it's really my fault for leaving my phone on constantly. Edited October 15, 2009 by Cynical Saintee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 I went to bed at half midnight, last night, and woke up at 3 because die hard doonhamer texted me at about 3 (or I only received it at about 3) saying "I'm still up and on pnb, fucking hell", or words to that effect, the absolute fud. I couldn't get to sleep after and have been up since. I need my beauty sleep. Having said that, it's really my fault for leaving my phone on constantly. I never turn mine off. Though this is not really through choice, my phone is a bit broken and once it's turned off it's a massive faff about trying to get it on again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Thanks for the advice guys, basically he'd just asked if we'd done it and I pretended I hadn't heard him so I'm in the clear I think. Petty nag for today - party tomorrow night back home starting at 7. Bus doesn't get to glasgow til 7.40 (at the earliest), then there's the added on time of going home, eating, getting ready etc. Which means I would get to the party at about 9. I don't like missing out on the fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Thanks for the advice guys, basically he'd just asked if we'd done it and I pretended I hadn't heard him so I'm in the clear I think.Petty nag for today - party tomorrow night back home starting at 7. Bus doesn't get to glasgow til 7.40 (at the earliest), then there's the added on time of going home, eating, getting ready etc. Which means I would get to the party at about 9. I don't like missing out on the fun. If a party starts at 7 it shouldnt start getting good till about half 9 (make that midnight if its a house party) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Idiot Bástard Son Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Petty thing number 1:- Traffic lights at pedestrain crossings ANYWHERE on the planet; you press the button then within five seconds it changes from the red man to the green man, the traffic has stopped and you walk across no problem. Traffic lights at pedestrian crossings in Aberdeen; you press the button then FIFTEEN FÚCKING MILLENIA LATER it starts getting into motion. What the hell is that all about?! Why the bloody epic delay?!?! You see a bus coming away up the hill and try to cross to the other side of the road to the bus stop and by the time you manage it takes so long you miss the fúcker coming back the way! Petty thing number 2:- Aberdeen cyclists. Ahem. GET OFF THE FÚCKING PAVEMENT AND ON THE FÚCKING ROAD WHERE YOU'RE FÚCKING SUPPOSED TO FÚCKING BE, YOU FÚCKING IDIOTIC, BRAINLESS, DANGER-TO-THEPUBLIC FÚCKING FÚCKERS!!!! :angry: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 If a party starts at 7 it shouldnt start getting good till about half 9 (make that midnight if its a house party) That is a good point. However I'm leaving this party before 12 so I can go to another one (I'm so popular), to see a different group of people I've not seen in weeks. So I'd like to be at the first one for as long as possible, before cheekily bailing out. But I'm looking forward to both anyways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Plus there were 2 more wasps buzzing around outside (thankfully) my bathroom window this morning again interrupting my morning dump, with we looking over my shoulder regularly to ensure that neither of the striped scumbags got in. Your morning jobby seems like an episode of 24. A really, really scary episode with terrorist wasps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Plus there were 2 more wasps buzzing around outside (thankfully) my bathroom window this morning again interrupting my morning dump, with we looking over my shoulder regularly to ensure that neither of the striped scumbags got in. It's either your unhealthy diet... In the latter part of summer and early part of autumn, wasps prefer sweet foods, and they also become more aggressive. Hence, sweet food sources draw wasps or you're gay... Floral patterns and bright colours attract wasps in the hunt for nectar. Also, avoid using perfumes, since sweet smells attract wasps, especially in the latter part of summer. or both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 being made to do the first apprentice newsletter for my site. WTF has this got to do with my HN-fucking-D!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 I went to bed at half midnight, last night, and woke up at 3 because die hard doonhamer texted me at about 3 (or I only received it at about 3) saying "I'm still up and on pnb, fucking hell", or words to that effect, the absolute fud. I couldn't get to sleep after and have been up since. I need my beauty sleep. Having said that, it's really my fault for leaving my phone on constantly. 3 o'clock sounds about right I always put my phone on silent when I'm sleeping, this usuallu pays off on a thursday when i get the inevitible drunken phone calls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Once you have done that you will have done more 'official' journalism than I have on my Journalism course. also our year are in trouble with our bosses. Our college tutor may have jacked in his job yesterday after throwing his toys out of the pram and walking out on us. Dont think our manager will be best pleased when he hear's about this. Any journalism places left sked? may need to look at another career direction... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Mr. Scruff's playing The Arches, again. Damn age restrictions. I won in his competition earlier in the year, and I won a t-shirt, tea bags, a mug and a signed CD. I also won backstage tickets to his gig, but I was unable to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Your morning jobby seems like an episode of 24. A really, really scary episode with terrorist wasps. It is getting really freaky and I am somewhat scared now in the morning when I go to the bog. it has totally spoiled what used to be a very enjoyable part of my day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 It is getting really freaky and I am somewhat scared now in the morning when I go to the bog. it has totally spoiled what used to be a very enjoyable part of my day. Ever thought about checking to see if there is a nest near your window?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 It's either your unhealthy diet...or you're gay... or both. 1. There is certainly nothing sweet about my poo. 2. I certainly don't want a p***k in the bum, either from a wasp or another man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 This is the most boring period of my life so far. I'm bored rotten. Can't wait to leave home and get out this fucking country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Ever thought about checking to see if there is a nest near your window?! That is a good idea, I shall do that tonight if it isn't too dark by the time I get home. I haven't had this problem until last week though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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