McMuffin Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Lemar, at the v festival, covering "sex on fire". Leave it to talented folk please. Why, who did you want covering it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Lemar, at the v festival, covering "sex on fire". Leave it to talented folk please. Surely you don't mean......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Not fuckin him anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seamus Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) Gyles Brandreth and cilquey cnuts on internet who think they are clever Edited August 23, 2009 by seamus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wag Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Imagine that! What a twat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Not fuckin him anyway. Racist. What channel is the V Festival on? My sister's at it and says it's bloody amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I wear pink clothes. I do now anyway. My wife was away for a few days and I put a wash on. I didn't notice a bright red scarfy thing my daughter had added. I now have pink where white should be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Not long back from the hospital. Went up at 9am, took the b*****ds 11hrs to tell me i havent had a heart attack, which i could have told them right from the off. Soon as you mention chest pains they fucking shit themselves. Going to Egypt on wednesday and the b*****ds have shaved bits of my chest for the ECG. 2 hrs it took the doc, who looked 12years old to write a fucking letter so i could get discharged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 After 2 years on this forum, I've finally snapped and put three posters on ignore this week after getting fed up of their illiterate shite in our match threads. I can't believe I've sunk to this. I feel like a grumpy old b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 After 2 years on this forum, I've finally snapped and put three posters on ignore this week after getting fed up of their illiterate shite in our match threads. I can't believe I've sunk to this. I feel like a grumpy old b*****d. By Vectron, its not a proper ignore unless you announce (preferably in several threads) which posters are to be ignored. Oh, and you should also insult them at the same time, while emphasising that they are on ignore. Otherwise by Vectron, you're not ignoring them properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Shakehands Tom was sick all over the passenger seat of my car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Gyles Brandreth and cilquey cnuts on internet who think they are clever back to base 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 By Vectron, its not a proper ignore unless you announce (preferably in several threads) which posters are to be ignored. Oh, and you should also insult them at the same time, while emphasising that they are on ignore. Otherwise by Vectron, you're not ignoring them properly. They're not getting the "pleasure" of knowing they've pissed me off enough for me to put them on ignore, to be honest. I'm enjoying the whole fingers in the ears, lalalalalala type thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 What stand were you sitting in? Because if it's the South (Family) Stand then you can't even say so much as say jobby without being given a row. Even that though, that's nothing. In the Love St End last season I had my collar felt by a steward after shouting at Steven O'Donnell for attempting to shoot from 30 yards out, said shot sailed high into the stand. It was the last chance of the game I'm sure and wasted any chance of points."Steven what do you think you're doing? You can't score from there, you'll never score from there!!" "HAWL! Stop swearing!" I was top row, made me an easy target. Big fat steward bitch standing behind me. "What?" "Stop swearing, this is a family section." "I didn't swear" "Don't lie to me, you did" "I didn't swear". I was then proceded to be backed up by roughly 10 people or so sitting around me that I indeed hadn't swore, and in the words of one kind gentleman I've known for years, that she was a "stupid cow". She then backed down and fair enough apologised, but then told me to "watch my agression". The fact that a large proportion of the stand was looking round as the crowd had gone quiet was a bit embarassing. The following week at school I actually heard a wee guy say to his mate as he went past me "Here, that's the guy that got thrown out of Love St for swearing!". Well I wasn't thrown out, but talk about street cred. Aye it was the south stand. I know its a terrible thing to say about fellow St Mirren supporters, but since we moved the the new ground there seems to be a far higher number of arseholes sitting in the south stand. Don't really want to move away though as the folk I sit with are a good bunch. The stewarding is fucking ridiculous though, in the past I've had a wee midget wearing an orange jacket who looked about 15 years old inform me that "inbred" is a swear word and that if i continued to shout it I would be forcibly removed I'd like to see you try was my reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Aye it was the south stand. I know its a terrible thing to say about fellow St Mirren supporters, but since we moved the the new ground there seems to be a far higher number of arseholes sitting in the south stand. Don't really want to move away though as the folk I sit with are a good bunch.The stewarding is fucking ridiculous though, in the past I've had a wee midget wearing an orange jacket who looked about 15 years old inform me that "inbred" is a swear word and that if i continued to shout it I would be forcibly removed I'd like to see you try was my reply. . I've found this too, there is a guy who sits (well, sat) behind me who constantly moans at Billy Mehmet throughout the 90 minutes. "Aw well done Mehmet that's what to do aye" and other such unhelpful sayings are commonplace. Numpty. And aye I know what you mean about the stewards. The vast majority look like they've managed to scrape 3 Standard Grades together and get a big boy to put on their jacket for them. People as stupid as that shouldn't have that much, aherm, "power"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Blew off some wifey in a club last night because I thought she was a bit of a munter. Thought about it later, she was actually not bad and had big chebs.What a daftie. Beauty is only a light-switch away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 It wouldn't bother me if a burd in a club was a munter, I'd still happily get off with her because it's something to do. At the pub last night I felt compelled to go up to a busty girl at the bar and tell her she had amazing tits. I didn't even want to pull her, I just wanted to let her know I was enjoying the view. She probably thought I was a special as I was wearing sky blue hawaiian type shorts and a Berghaus waterproof jacket while everyone elese was clad in good 'going out' clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 It wouldn't bother me if a burd in a club was a munter, I'd still happily get off with her because it's something to do.At the pub last night I felt compelled to go up to a busty girl at the bar and tell her she had amazing tits. I didn't even want to pull her, I just wanted to let her know I was enjoying the view. She probably thought I was a special as I was wearing sky blue hawaiian type shorts and a Berghaus waterproof jacket while everyone elese was clad in good 'going out' clothes. "Aww, he's just curious" I'm of the exact same thinking, re getting off wi munters (usually fatties) in the dancing. I've got pathetically low standards anyway, especially wi a drink in me. Friday night i pumped a fat burd wi cracking chebs (although her nipples looked like the top of a walnut whip) in a Holiday Inn while my mate's lumber left his room after 10 minutes having done nothing 'cos she was working the next day. £75 to have a w**k in a hotel room. He was beeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 E Mailed Vodafone over a week ago about an insurance query.Not heard a Dickie. What is wrong with these people....? They want nearly a tenner to insure my phone a month a tenner.!! It cost me less to insure my car and it is worth substantially more.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Just been told my Platinum Membership is up for renewal, but can I remember the address to send my cheque to.....? ......can I fúck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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