TheDoctor Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 i believe the term is i would shag a hole in my wall, or also i would shag the hole in a dolphins heed How about "shagging a hole in a barber shop's floor" or "shagging a stab wound in a gorilla's back"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 The binmen are making a right feckin' racket up my street at the moment! I do realise I will have pissed off Capybara and most of Edinburgh my moaning about that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 The binmen are making a right feckin' racket up my street at the moment! I do realise I will have pissed off Capybara and most of Edinburgh my moaning about that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 A massive ironing pile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Flies that come into the office and land on your lunch.b*****ds. It,s dead now.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 A massive ironing pile A much better description would be "A Monster Pile". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 (edited) A much better description would be "A Monster Pile". I don't think a description of Monster's piles is really lunchtime material tbh. edit: pttgoyn, Gordon Smith lacking the balls to do what must be done for the good of the country and thus making his own position totally untenable. Edited August 13, 2009 by theentomologist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesefiddler Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Those little black and yellow flies (no, not wasps) that follow you everywhere and are a general nuisance and no matter how many you kill there's still more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Flies that come into the office and land on your lunch.b*****ds. It,s dead now.. Your lunch was alive when the fly landed on it? What were you having and how big was the fly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Your lunch was alive when the fly landed on it? What were you having and how big was the fly? It was some quiche,mind it was short dated so maybe the fly did me a favour. I think the flies are bigger these days..Obese flies what ever next.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Your lunch was alive when the fly landed on it? What were you having and how big was the fly? I'm tempted to suggest he was eating a pie but I wouldn't want to risk upsetting anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Bored bored bored Sitting having my tacho break in Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Bored bored boredSitting having my tacho break in Glasgow Serves you right for eating shit Mexican snacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
county-mad Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 How I might be missing Partick on Saturday I f*cking hate life at times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haitch Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 hey hey hey, whats up mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 How I might be missing Partick on Saturday I f*cking hate life at times How! You Big Chief County-Mad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
county-mad Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 hey hey hey, whats up mate? God bless Scotrail (I never thought I would say those words), The West Ham Staggies shall be there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haitch Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Good man. There will be at least 2 there from the West Ham Staggies sc! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Anyone else's facebook having a bit of a spazz? How do you mean? The problem mine is (well, was last night anyway) having is that it is impossible to comment on other people's status's, for example. I would be allowed to type words but there would be no "share" button or anything to allow the comment to be published. Commenting on people's walls also having trouble with. I've pulled my calf muscle. I don't think it's too serious but it's bloody painful and I have a funny limp (according to my sympathetic friends). I start work in an hour and I need to be walking around for a few hours. Hopefully they'll take pity on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 According to an online international food delivery service, it would cost me the same to have 10 pot noodles sent from the UK as it would for 217. All I want is 10, but I feel I can't justify it when I could order 217. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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