An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 And there was me thinking you Stenny fans had gone a bit quiet after Saturday.But just tell me, Annan 4-0 Berwick? It's ground-sharing with East Stirlingshire that must have fúcked their hieds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 ...we have a shower with variable temperature, so you can choose your temperature rather than bobbing in and out of fixed molten lava.... Actually, that's one point you and I agree on. I feckin hate showers, what with all that 'I'm just doing the dishes' 'Noooo, don't run the hot tap, I'll freeze' 'I haven't, I'm running the cold tap'....Agggghhhh, runs out of the shower with third degree scalding! I'm sure there was a Simpsons episode where Bart kept turning the taps in the kitchen on and off whilst Homer was having a shower resulting in the 'off-stage' Aaaaggh Ooohhh sounds from the shower unit! I'm sure Frank Booth will set me straight if I've imagined that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 So you hate showers because someone is doing your dishes? Why couldnt just tell eve or frank booth or toma not to do the dishes or just ask them to join ye in the shower. That way you would enjoy your shower more.Learn and listen old one. Yvette - 'Evie' And if Frank Booth and Toma managed to get in the shower together, there's no way anyone else would be able to get in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Actually, that's one point you and I agree on. I feckin hate showers, what with all that 'I'm just doing the dishes' 'Noooo, don't run the hot tap, I'll freeze' 'I haven't, I'm running the cold tap'....Agggghhhh, runs out of the shower with third degree scalding! By Vectron, the house where I grew up used to be exactly like that! The only time my dad ever touched a dirty dish seemed to be when I was in the shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Take turns? Surely its not that bad in paisley is it...........? No but, now you mention it, that foursome you've just suggested is...well....impractical to say the least! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Take turns? Surely its not that bad in paisley is it...........? But then by Vectron, the other one would be running the taps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Or just watching tv? No, by Vectron's leaky pipe, its the golden rule of showering! If someone is in the shower, then it is a legal requirement that someone must (by pure coincidence) be operating the taps at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 No, by Vectron's leaky pipe, its the golden rule of showering! If someone is in the shower, then it is a legal requirement that someone must (by pure coincidence) be operating the taps at the same time. quite a turn of phrase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 quite a turn of phrase I was thinkng that too - he's quite an innocent really! Golden showers, FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 quite a turn of phrase I'm glad it was noticed, and by Vectron, I know its not cool to say so, but I was rather pleased with how that came out. Anyway, another nag, because we've been cleaning and lifting carpets, by Vectron's unconstrained flow, the dust has played merry hell with my allergies. I swear on the name of Vectron, my nose has been blown so often that its glowing in the dark. Still, it'll all be over soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 No, by Vectron's leaky pipe, its the golden rule of showering! If someone is in the shower, then it is a legal requirement that someone must (by pure coincidence) be operating the taps at the same time. Because it's so early, I read that as "by Vectron's leaky pie....". It raised a big smile. I must say this Vectron character has come on in leaps in bounds in the last few days. Anyway, I'm up too bloody early. Too bloody early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Just burnt my finger washing a bowl. The fucker's stinging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Nothing ..............again.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Nothing ..............again.. Note to Capy: 'Must try harder' ie. tram works, buses, rubbish bags, festival crowds, bloody tourists........etc! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Note to Capy: 'Must try harder'ie. tram works, buses, rubbish bags, festival crowds, bloody tourists........etc! I assumed it was a coded message that he was constipated which I'd say was fair game on PTTGOYN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I assumed it was a coded message that he was constipated which I'd say was fair game on PTTGOYN. Eeeeewwwwww! You're on good form this morning squire! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 The miserable buggers on P&B giving it the "we're doomed" mantra ahead of our game with Norway tonight. Why can't we just be optimistic for a change instead of the usual dreary shite you get off these people before a Scotland game? FFS, it's a big game. Let's get behind the team!! PS I'm waiting on someone moaning about how Scotland always build up hopes and then shatter them. I know that. I'm old enough to have experienced it on numerous occasions (Italy at Hampden two years ago was the worst ever) but I hate this pessi..., pesim..., this negativity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 The miserable buggers on P&B giving it the "we're doomed" mantra ahead of our game with Norway tonight.Why can't we just be optimistic for a change instead of the usual dreary shite you get off these people before a Scotland game? FFS, it's a big game. Let's get behind the team!! 'MON SCOTLAND!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 NORWAY 0 SCOTLAND 431 Easy!!! Easy!! Roald Dahl, Your Boys Took One Hell Of A Beating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 The Danes have hardcore porn The Swedes eat reindeer The Norwegians have a hand cream How feckin hard can it be?! 'MON SCOTLAND 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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