Hank Scorpio Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 You probably believe that make believe numbers on the bottom of the bottle have something do do with that specific bottle's taste. I hate that! My school had a craze that if you got a number 13 bottle on a Friday the 13th, then you were to smash ti and go home, cause the night would be a shit one for you. I don't think I ever laughed quite so hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I just had a very, very strange phonecall. "Blocked" calls, so i answer and I just put it next to my earphones so they could waste their minutes/credit listening to my banging tunes, but I headrd someone talking, so decided to mute it and speak. Samantha is apparently outside my house right now waiting to pick me up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Who is Samantha then eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Buckfast is for cretins.20/20 is for the connoisseur. You probably believe that make believe numbers on the bottom of the bottle have something do do with that specific bottle's taste. Oooft. You're hurting my feelings here. 20/20 is... average. Nothing more! As for the bottle number, I'm sure we've had this one out on here before..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Who is Samantha then eh? I think I know who it was. It sounded suspiciously like a girl who lives down the road, and her and this other girl saw me tonight, so i get the felling it might be her. I want her to phone back so I can out her as the culprit on the phone! AHAHAHAHA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 My mate just went to get his taxi, and on the way down the stairs I found a giant bloody spider. Now, this wasn't a problem for me, because I'm sure this bugger has been living here for a few months, but my friend is shite scared of spiders... So it wasn't too great for him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 My mate just went to get his taxi, and on the way down the stairs I found a giant bloody spider. Now, this wasn't a problem for me, because I'm sure this bugger has been living here for a few months, but my friend is shite scared of spiders... So it wasn't too great for him! Dunno about you. But in my book that should be a RTBC. Maybe I'm just slightly harsh here but if that was my mate I wouldn't tire of laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Dunno about you. But in my book that should be a RTBC. Maybe I'm just slightly harsh here but if that was my mate I wouldn't tire of laughing. I'm just a caring, loving kind of guy. I must ask though.. What's the script with the boy in your sig? I've noticed a few people have it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I'm just a caring, loving kind of guy.I must ask though.. What's the script with the boy in your sig? I've noticed a few people have it. county-mad asked me to do it on MSN. It's Caley Thistle sub keeper Kyle Allison, a massive Ross County fan. Apparently he was partying the night they got relegated to division one. What a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 After a great day at M&D's yesterday with my mate and his family who are up from Nottingham (including my godson), I'm back at work today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 its raining 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I do not have a hangover and it is Monday..how can this be ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Sitting in the royal infirmary with a broken thumb after having it broken playing cricket yesterday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I do not have a hangover and it is Monday..how can this be ? You really should have made this a multiple choice question but my wild stab in the dark is that you didn't drink to the same excess, over the weekend, as you normally do. How's the motor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I do not have a hangover and it is Monday..how can this be ? Because you got your weekend wrong! You really should have made this a multiple choice question but my wild stab in the dark is that you didn't drink to the same excess, over the weekend, as you normally do.How's the motor? Has he crashed it yet?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 You really should have made this a multiple choice question but my wild stab in the dark is that you didn't drink to the same excess, over the weekend, as you normally do.How's the motor? Correct, and fine thanks,once the garage had got my code for the radio/cd player,i need to have the radio or some music on... Because you got your weekend wrong! [ I dont know what was up,couldnt be bothered on Thurs driving on Fri and Sun,so that left Sat,do i feel any better for it ? Course i F***ing dont. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Where can I buy those? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Oh for fucks sake, don't tell me he has gotten to you as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Where can I buy those? www.sadfucksthatonlylikepaganismasitinvo lvesnakedwomen.com. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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