Breaking Decency Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I take it you mean Kirkcaldy Raith, West Virginia. Founded by migrants from Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I just pulled some cables out my tele as my canal+ box was playing up. I put them back in, properly, in the right place, fully pushed in and now the screen is black and white! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumfriesBear Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I keep getting cúnts adding me as a friend on PS3 just because I am a Rangers fan. For example some guy(called NO1_HUN) just sent me a friend invite with W.A.T.P in it. f**k OFF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I'm currently watching the documentary; Otto: Love, Lust and Las Vegas. It is about a lad with down syndrome trying to get laid. It is unbelievably cringeworthy, but I just cannot seem to turn it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QosLoyal Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 noobs on ps3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Oh dear i need to be up at 10 Not going to be easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I'm currently watching the documentary; Otto: Love, Lust and Las Vegas. It is about a lad with down syndrome trying to get laid. It is unbelievably cringeworthy, but I just cannot seem to turn it off. Watched that the other night. Its quite interesting whilst being very cringeworthy at the same time. I wonder if he's gotten laid yet. My current thing getting on my nerves: Not being able to sleep. Its 5am for f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 americans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 (edited) Dundonians are chunts you're talkin pish there it's more like Forfar people laugh at Dundonians I used to like you to ya bawbag. The only thing Dundee is best at is under age sex and teen pregnancy,I wouldn't be so proud of myself for being a Dundonian after that. Yes this is the sort of thing I have to wake up to. Disgraceful. Edited July 28, 2009 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 The last thing I want to do is stick up for Dundee, seeing Granny's just posted, but it's actually a pretty good place to live. Half the family's from there/still live there, and I've loads of happy memories of the place. Ski slopes up the road, golf courses all over the place and the best ice cream shop in the ferry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 The last thing I want to do is stick up for Dundee, seeing Granny's just posted, but it's actually a pretty good place to live. Half the family's from there/still live there, and I've loads of happy memories of the place.Ski slopes up the road, golf courses all over the place and the best ice cream shop in the ferry. I hated it so much I f**ked off to the other side of the world. I was in Dundee a month or so ago, I have never seen so many grey, ugly people walking down a high street in my life. Normally you expect at least one wee piece, but there was not one Dundonian burd I could see worth grafting.There were a lot of pushchairs being wheeled around too. No connection to the previous paragraph though. It's a deliberate strategy. When we now someone as ugly as you is coming into town we only allow people out whose looks will make you feel at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Superb reply. As soon as I commented on the grim standard of Dundee's female population trolling their high street on a Wednesday afternoon, I knew your comeback would be something along the lines of me being ugly.Top marks. You're on his list now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 You're on his list now. Can you send me a PM with the IMG code so I can have the same signature as you, please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 another cracking day at work... (yawns) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 another cracking day at work...(yawns) I've got a shit load of work on my desk and absolutely no motivation to get started on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I have to Queue Monitor today to ensure that "we are meeting our customer satisfaction targets for queueing times, in accordance with the Business Plan Service Level Agreement". *Aye, you're right. It is bollocks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I hated it so much I f**ked off to the other side of the world. Nah, moved to Fife when i was 10, but nice try. You know, if you won $5million on the lotto, you'd complain it wasn't £6. Is yer life that shit, you have to complain about everyone and everything? Find yer dick, take the cling film off it and play with it for a wee while, it might just make you happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 We are in the middle of a recession, unemployment higher than it has been for decades. Yet I have been advertising for staff and had 3 applications, all from school leavers with zero experience. AGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 We are in the middle of a recession, unemployment higher than it has been for decades.Yet I have been advertising for staff and had 3 applications, all from school leavers with zero experience. AGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh But Obi-Wan, you must have patience if they are to learn the ways of the Force 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I take it you mean Kirkcaldy No, I meant Raith. It was once said on national TV following a rare Raith success (possible Bayern? ) - "There'll be dancing in the streets of Raith tonight". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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