Garrowhillclyde Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 The health warnings on ciggie packs...May cause impotance. Lucky for me I don't have a penis then. Maybe it should say 'can cause infertitliy' as I believe it can contribute towards infertility in women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Maybe it should say 'can cause infertitliy' as I believe it can contribute towards infertility in women. They should have ones for women like that and the other one that I posted for blokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bav Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I can't sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I can't sleep That's because you're on the internet. f**k off back to bed and try harder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Too long to wait to start the drinking for New Year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Too long to wait to start the drinking for New Year Why wait? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Why wait? I have enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 She does not look that old! Shes not mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 We're having loads of folk round tonight for the bells and that F***ing cricket is still alive and making a God awful noise. I'll need to try my best to keep folk out of the kitchen least they think we have a serious insect problem. That and I've still got to... Get leaves for the stick insects Clean out the rats Go and buy a phone cable to replace the one that was chewed by a rat Hoover the room At least my car is now tidy as are the rabbits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 We're having loads of folk round tonight for the bells and that F***ing cricket is still alive and making a God awful noise. I'll need to try my best to keep folk out of the kitchen least they think we have a serious insect problem.That and I've still got to... Get leaves for the stick insects Clean out the rats Go and buy a phone cable to replace the one that was chewed by a rat Hoover the room At least my car is now tidy as are the rabbits. What if it's growing and underneath your floorboards is a super cricket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 What if it's growing and underneath your floorboards is a super cricket? Then I liberate all 22 of my tarantulas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 We're having loads of folk round tonight for the bells and that F***ing cricket is still alive and making a God awful noise. I'll need to try my best to keep folk out of the kitchen least they think we have a serious insect problem.That and I've still got to... Get leaves for the stick insects Clean out the rats Go and buy a phone cable to replace the one that was chewed by a rat Hoover the room At least my car is now tidy as are the rabbits. Poor old Steven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I am hungover, I feel sick after eating a silly amount of chips and my cock feels red raw for absolutely no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 That's because you're on the internet. f**k off back to bed and try harder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I am hungover, I feel sick after eating a silly amount of chips and my cock feels red raw for absolutely no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Jimmy Carr has one of the most annoying laughs i have heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 The last two times i have travelled north the county games have been cancelled so it seems i am a jinx. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 People who use seen as the past participle of see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 A few days late with this one---but idiots in shops on Hogmanay. Went to tesco to pick up some supplies and the shop was full of people panic-buying everything in sight. Seriously, you'd think some of these people were buying enough bread and milk to last them 6 weeks Even more annoying were the idiots buying really stupid stuff that you could buy anywhere. The couple in front of me queued for 15 minutes to buy two bottles of lemonade when there is a perfectly good off license literally next door, and about 5 newsagents within 2 minutes walk... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 My house smells of gas as my mum left the gas cooker on all night by accident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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