MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Really really girly girls and stupid teachers...Was in a school doing an environment show with some animals today. 3 out of the 4 classes I had were great but the last one was feckin terrible. Didn't help that the school had put me in a room that was completely unsuitable for my purpose (despite being told the requirements when they booked). Anyway there was a group of 5-6 young girls (down Kilt down ) that sat and whispered all the way through until we got to the last half hour which is entierly animal handling. I was bringing the giant cockroach round and the other kids were fine but these girls were being really stupid and acting scared of it. Eventually one put her hands out so I let the roach wander off into her hand, she screamed and dropped the thing and all 6 of them ran to the back of the room and stood there like a herd of frightened gazel. Cockroach was nowhere to be seen and I was getting a bit worried as I knew damn fine it had to be stuck to one of them. Next thing I know their teacher spots this big monster cockroach and instead of calmy tapping my shoulder he jumps up and screams (and I really mean screams, he screamed like a big fucking wean)... OH MY GOD IT'S ON HER SKIRT ...while pointing to one of the girls. Well you can imagine the result of that. I had to damn near rugby tackle this girl to get the blasted cockroach back. I probably shouldn't be allowed to work with kids! Your job sounds fucking immense. I salute you. Ever handled a camel spider? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (edited) Your job sounds fucking immense. I salute you. Ever handled a camel spider? I haven't no, I've read they are very hard to keep in captivity and have powerful jaws too. I have been chewed on by an asian preying mantis though if that counts? Just as well we don't use them in the shows, the scariest thing we get to use is the goliath tarantulas! But good God I reckon a few of the kids shat themselves when their teacher screamed today, what a ponce! Edited October 10, 2008 by Mousey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 The camel spider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 And a Camel Spider's revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (edited) And a Camel Spider's revenge. If I can be very geeky camel spiders aren't really spiders and they aren't venemous so whatever did that it wasn't a camel spider. If I can get even geekier that actually looks more like a bite from a brown recluse spider. EDIT: I worry about myself sometimes... http://household-tips.thefuntimesguide.com...rownrecluse.php Edited October 10, 2008 by Mousey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 If I can be very geeky camel spiders aren't really spiders and they aren't venemous so whatever did that it wasn't a camel spider. If I can get even geekier that actually looks more like a bite from a brown recluse spider.EDIT: I worry about myself sometimes... http://household-tips.thefuntimesguide.com...rownrecluse.php I bow to your superior knowledge. I sure don't want a brown recluse spider as a pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I bow to your superior knowledge.I sure don't want a brown recluse spider as a pet. I think they're one of these one's that are scarily common in houses (In the US). Never heard of anyone here keeping one and not even sure if they're on the DWA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 If I can be very geeky camel spiders aren't really spiders and they aren't venemous so whatever did that it wasn't a camel spider. If I can get even geekier that actually looks more like a bite from a brown recluse spider. I knew this. I believe that they are actually in the scorpion family 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I knew this. I believe that they are actually in the scorpion family They have a family of their own but I can't be arsed looking it up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I may not describe myself as wacky or zany, but everything else applies. You have successfully convinced me that I am a complete studenty w****r. High fives for the gorgeous and funky hair clique! Zany. The zany hair clique. Surely? Really really girly girls and stupid teachers...Next thing I know their teacher spots this big monster cockroach and instead of calmy tapping my shoulder he jumps up and screams (and I really mean screams, he screamed like a big fucking wean)... OH MY GOD IT'S ON HER SKIRT ...while pointing to one of the girls. Well you can imagine the result of that. I had to damn near rugby tackle this girl to get the blasted cockroach back. I probably shouldn't be allowed to work with kids! Brilliant! Your mates must love having you around. You're full of stories like that. I reckon a few of the kids shat themselves when their teacher screamed today, what a ponce! :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 The camel spider. They're getting home from Iraq. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 They're getting home from Iraq. Great - let's give them a big welcome home.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Great - let's give them a big welcome home.......... No! They'll eat all our camels!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I challenge anyone to 'lollerize' that photo of the camel spider with: "In ur cuntry, eatn ur camulz" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I challenge anyone to 'lollerize' that photo of the camel spider with:"In ur cuntry, eatn ur camulz" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Why won't she let me shag her instead of that w@nk Yes, very droll. I obviously would, although she's a bit of a BOBFOC (looks like what you'd imagine Ruud Van Nistelrooy's wee sister would look like, but from the neck down she's phenomenal). It just saddens me that women as a rule are generally attrated to total dickheads- I've acted that way before as well and it does work. Psychology is a weird thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I have left my tacho card at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Northern Ireland lost me £314.90. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Peter Kay. So unfunny its unbelievable, nothing he has done has been any good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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