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I can't promise that, but I promise to go to bed once I've finished this can of Fosters.

Ok, but will you take your Morton-supporting pal with you?

I have the feeling I don't even need to ask for that particular favour, to be honest.

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I'd tell him to jump up his own arse and die if not for the fact there's a two-faced, gossip-spreading mate of his firmly wedged up it already.

Tasted a bit like Snickers, although rather more nuttiness than is healthy for a young man.

I'll give you the tenner, just so long as you promise to have your posting rights temporarily disabled once you've finished the can.

Leave my boy Snape alone, you vicious demonic tendril-clacking behemoth.

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Leave my boy Snape alone, you vicious demonic tendril-clacking behemoth.

Oh, and you can shut your face as well, you cantankerous old sot.

Where's the other one? I think she's got the cauldron :lol:

I thought Monster was standing in for her?

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I thought Monster was standing in for her?

Yes, the General's going to give me a medal when he lifts my dress on the wedding night to discover the last turkey in the shop........

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"Waaaah, Mummy, she sent me a nasty text message! Look! I'll neglect to mention that I started it so I can make it look like her that's being nasty. Waaaaaah! :bairn "

It'd be laughable were it not actually how some people have to run to Mummy every time someone else gives as good as they get.

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