Rugster Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I PM'ed the wife earlier, but the boot didn't bother reading it.Now I have to turn my head 45 degrees to the other end of the couch and actually speak to her. Bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I PM'ed the wife earlier, but the boot didn't bother reading it.Now I have to turn my head 45 degrees to the other end of the couch and actually speak to her. Bitch. Having read about your cider drinking exploits I am seriously considering sacking beer as my reality eradicator and going on the cider at the wedding I'm going to on Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Having read about your cider drinking exploits I am seriously considering sacking beer as my reality eradicator and going on the cider at the wedding I'm going to on Saturday. Mass produced cider is basically the same shite as mass produced beer. At a wedding it will be pints of Strongbow or bottles of Magners, and probably pretty costly. Start yourself off by getting four cheeky quality cider bottles from Morrisons for a fiver. Some of them are gorgeous, and most are pint bottles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Mass produced cider is basically the same shite as mass produced beer. At a wedding it will be pints of Strongbow or bottles of Magners, and probably pretty costly.Start yourself off by getting four cheeky quality cider bottles from Morrisons for a fiver. Some of them are gorgeous, and most are pint bottles. If my wife ever has cider i will be under the table hiding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Wee boys that run crying to Mummy just because they can't get their own way. Bless their cotton socks. Oh, and two-faced fuckers, they get right on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The fat saggy blue veined lactating pregnany tits? Them tits, pet? *Anticipates death* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Mass produced cider is basically the same shite as mass produced beer. At a wedding it will be pints of Strongbow or bottles of Magners, and probably pretty costly.Start yourself off by getting four cheeky quality cider bottles from Morrisons for a fiver. Some of them are gorgeous, and most are pint bottles. I'll do that my big pal! It's Carols workmate that is getting married so I better take it easy anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The fat saggy blue veined lactating pregnany tits?Them tits, pet? *Anticipates death* Nah, not them tits. They're not lactating yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 The fat saggy blue veined lactating pregnany tits?Them tits, pet? *Anticipates death* :green Another reason not to have children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Wee boys that run crying to Mummy just because they can't get their own way. Bless their cotton socks. Oh, and two-faced fuckers, they get right on my tits. And breathe........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 It's a good reason. My moobs have never quite recovered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 It's a good reason. My moobs have never quite recovered. Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter 'breast-feeds' Stewie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Snape Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 If I ever have children I'll name them after whatever forum username comes out the hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter 'breast-feeds' Stewie? Gave me the boak watching it and just did it again remembering it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter 'breast-feeds' Stewie? Jeso. Did you have to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Soz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Have you seen the Family Guy episode where Peter 'breast-feeds' Stewie? Seen it? I was in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Seen it? I was in it. For god sake is it not enough that if I turn my head I see that. Now it's in front of me too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Brilliant t-shirt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 What a shit night out. Ive been out since midday, yet Im still sober, and I have the horrible feeling I was hamstringing my mates by picking fight with people. For once, I was ready to start a bit of chaos, ready to properly hit some people, but I was delayed. Damn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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