mid-table Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 My PTTGOYG; I've not been on this thread for three weeks, so I've had to skip 12 pages of your innocuous inconsequential nags about your pitiful life. Anyway, was out with a load of people from work tonight, and a girl I've fancied for ages (made an arse of it at Christmas) was out. We talked a lot, we get on well at work, but there is no massive spark, and I don't know how to make it happen. I really want to give it a chance, but it's not happening at the moment. I'm not a retard, can hold my own in a conversation, we chat a lot, I just don't know what to do. Any suggestions? (Suggestions that include the phrase "surprise sex" will be ignored.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 My PTTGOYG;I've not been on this thread for three weeks, so I've had to skip 12 pages of your innocuous inconsequential nags about your pitiful life. Anyway, was out with a load of people from work tonight, and a girl I've fancied for ages (made an arse of it at Christmas) was out. We talked a lot, we get on well at work, but there is no massive spark, and I don't know how to make it happen. I really want to give it a chance, but it's not happening at the moment. I'm not a retard, can hold my own in a conversation, we chat a lot, I just don't know what to do. Any suggestions? (Suggestions that include the phrase "surprise sex" will be ignored.) Surprise Rape? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 My PTTGOYG;I've not been on this thread for three weeks, so I've had to skip 12 pages of your innocuous inconsequential nags about your pitiful life. Anyway, was out with a load of people from work tonight, and a girl I've fancied for ages (made an arse of it at Christmas) was out. We talked a lot, we get on well at work, but there is no massive spark, and I don't know how to make it happen. I really want to give it a chance, but it's not happening at the moment. I'm not a retard, can hold my own in a conversation, we chat a lot, I just don't know what to do. Any suggestions? (Suggestions that include the phrase "surprise sex" will be ignored.) Maybe your attitude is all wrong. You think inconsquential nags about pitiful lives whilst for others it may be important. Possibly you come across as unsympathtic and not very nice in real life. Just a thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Saint Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 My PTTGOYG;I've not been on this thread for three weeks, so I've had to skip 12 pages of your innocuous inconsequential nags about your pitiful life. Anyway, was out with a load of people from work tonight, and a girl I've fancied for ages (made an arse of it at Christmas) was out. We talked a lot, we get on well at work, but there is no massive spark, and I don't know how to make it happen. I really want to give it a chance, but it's not happening at the moment. I'm not a retard, can hold my own in a conversation, we chat a lot, I just don't know what to do. Any suggestions? (Suggestions that include the phrase "surprise sex" will be ignored.) hold on tho, if you start getting laid then what are all the losers on the gambling thread going to do without the messiah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
football_is_academical Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 My PTTGOYG;I've not been on this thread for three weeks, so I've had to skip 12 pages of your innocuous inconsequential nags about your pitiful life. Anyway, was out with a load of people from work tonight, and a girl I've fancied for ages (made an arse of it at Christmas) was out. We talked a lot, we get on well at work, but there is no massive spark, and I don't know how to make it happen. I really want to give it a chance, but it's not happening at the moment. I'm not a retard, can hold my own in a conversation, we chat a lot, I just don't know what to do. Any suggestions? (Suggestions that include the phrase "surprise sex" will be ignored.) You know rohypnol would take away the element of surprise, consiousness, speech...a whole manner of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin M Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Maybe your attitude is all wrong. You think inconsquential nags about pitiful lives whilst for others it may be important. Possibly you come across as unsympathtic and not very nice in real life. Just a thought. More likely his jokes are too subtle for most people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Maybe your attitude is all wrong. You think inconsquential nags about pitiful lives whilst for others it may be important. Possibly you come across as unsympathtic and not very nice in real life. Just a thought. More likely his jokes are too subtle for most people One of you is correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Ross County equalising cost me £57.50. fucking shower of c***s! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Ross County equalising cost me £57.50. fucking shower of c***s! Friedel's performance last week cost me about the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 A seagull cacked on my head as i was waiting for the bus home after seeing my team get raped 5-2 at home by a bunch of fishermen. It really hasn't been my day. I am led to believe that being shat on by a seagull is good luck, so i bought 5 lines on the lottery tonight. Lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Two out of my three children were in rotten moods tonight. My daughter whined and complained at me constantly from 5pm till I put her in bed just now. By the time I'd put the boys to bed and gone back to check on her she was flat out . I'm exhausted after all the whining, complaining, tanting and screaming the two of them flung at me though. It doesn't help that I already feel like I've been hit by a bus and I've taken the last of my antibiotics tonight . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 More likely his jokes are too subtle for most people Either that or just pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Four stabbings, three slashings, at least two people given doings (plus several 'ah naw doc, I fell over... honest' s) and a large number of absolutely stocious eejits turning up at work last night (incidentally, why do people pitch up at A&E when nothing is wrong with them other than being pished? f**k off home). I've not had to work the day of an old firm game before, something which I am now very grateful for. Fuxake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 My PTTGOYG;I've not been on this thread for three weeks, so I've had to skip 12 pages of your innocuous inconsequential nags about your pitiful life. Anyway, was out with a load of people from work tonight, and a girl I've fancied for ages (made an arse of it at Christmas) was out. We talked a lot, we get on well at work, but there is no massive spark, and I don't know how to make it happen. I really want to give it a chance, but it's not happening at the moment. I'm not a retard, can hold my own in a conversation, we chat a lot, I just don't know what to do. Any suggestions? (Suggestions that include the phrase "surprise sex" will be ignored.) That made me laugh out loud. Seriously mate, just ask her what she's up to on Friday/Saturday night, and if she fancies going out for a meal, drink or to the cinema with you. Worst she can do is say no mate, and it's not like a knockback is the worst thing in life. Good luck man. Four stabbings, three slashings, at least two people given doings (plus several 'ah naw doc, I fell over... honest' s) and a large number of absolutely stocious eejits turning up at work last night (incidentally, why do people pitch up at A&E when nothing is wrong with them other than being pished? f**k off home).I've not had to work the day of an old firm game before, something which I am now very grateful for. Fuxake. I had nothing to do with any of them before you start! I was a good lad yesterday, watched the game at a mate's, not in the pub. Stopped drinking after 5 beers, didn't get pished. Played snooker in the afternoon, didn't slash anybody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Four stabbings, three slashings, at least two people given doings (plus several 'ah naw doc, I fell over... honest' s) and a large number of absolutely stocious eejits turning up at work last night (incidentally, why do people pitch up at A&E when nothing is wrong with them other than being pished? f**k off home).I've not had to work the day of an old firm game before, something which I am now very grateful for. Fuxake. That is so sad. We really do live in a country full of arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 After all the years Adam Wee has wished AIDS on me, it looks like it's finally worked. Well, not quite AIDS but it's not pleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 After all the years Adam Wee has wished AIDS on me, it looks like it's finally worked. Well, not quite AIDS but it's not pleasant. Sorry but, , did you love a lady that wasn't clean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Sorry but, , did you love a lady that wasn't clean? I've not been to the doctors yet, but the symptoms suggest there is a decent chance I might have It's true what they say about Newcastle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 (edited) I've not been to the doctors yet, but the symptoms suggest there is a decent chance I might have It's true what they say about Newcastle Not to worry you, but if you caught something else from her, i would also be worried about HIV......... edited to add my PTTGOYN:- I have to referee 3 intramural football games tonight, and at the minute it is storming Edited April 28, 2008 by bluetooner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 For four days now I have sat all afternoon with absolutely nothing to do. Don't like that at all. Feels like taking money for nothing (and not very good money at that ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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