vikingTON Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 A reason to be cheerful then: no ultra-nationalistic misinformed progeny to be formed from that relationship. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Fucking idiots calling up for Drs - wasting precious minutes of my time (i.e. PnB time). This guy calls up asking for Dr Williams (made up), i say sorry you have the wrong number, this is a research lab. He goes oh, i dialed the number given to me for him, but it just rings and rings, can you transfer me to him - no that is not possible, we don't have that ability. He goes But i need medicine, and approval from Dr Williams - again sorry, i can't help you. He then asks if i can transfer him to the reception/main desk whatever - sorry we don't have the ability to transfer anyone anywhere. He asks if i can find someone to do that. For the third time i tell him we don't have the ability to transfer, and even go on to tell him that we are a totally seperate system to the hospital. He then pipes up so you can't help me then. If i wasn't as polite as i am i would have replied no shit sherlock or something similar. What happened to a simple oh sorry, thanks anyway when you dial the wrong number. (if i was in Greenock i'd guess he was just after a fix of some sort anyway ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Fucking idiots calling up for Drs - wasting precious minutes of my time (i.e. PnB time).This guy calls up asking for Dr Williams (made up), i say sorry you have the wrong number, this is a research lab. He goes oh, i dialed the number given to me for him, but it just rings and rings, can you transfer me to him - no that is not possible, we don't have that ability. He goes But i need medicine, and approval from Dr Williams - again sorry, i can't help you. He then asks if i can transfer him to the reception/main desk whatever - sorry we don't have the ability to transfer anyone anywhere. He asks if i can find someone to do that. For the third time i tell him we don't have the ability to transfer, and even go on to tell him that we are a totally seperate system to the hospital. He then pipes up so you can't help me then. If i wasn't as polite as i am i would have replied no shit sherlock or something similar. What happened to a simple oh sorry, thanks anyway when you dial the wrong number. (if i was in Greenock i'd guess he was just after a fix of some sort anyway ) They call my mobile all the time and it's not even my name they ask for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Men ill never get yous. Invite us out to dinner for the 3rd time end up kissing then say you just wanna be pals. When I was a lad*, girls got one date to warm to the task and second to deliver. Third date and dinner? Sod that. * Cue ageist abuse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I'm such a numptee. I was running up the stairs, when I tripped and fell up the stairs, smacking my heel off the bannister. Good grief it hurts. I was about sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 No he must be gay.. ahh well i know im going all soppy but i sometimes hate being pals.. i was like i dont want to be your pal i just want to f*ck you jesus christ. Classy, mind you if someone said that to me i'd have my troosers roond my ankles in seconds.. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 It's shocking, although I blame texting a boy non stop I've told you, it's not happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I'm such a numptee. I was running up the stairs, when I tripped and fell up the stairs, smacking my heel off the bannister. Good grief it hurts. I was about sick. Even worse is when you bang the big bone in your foot on a chair/stool. That hurts like hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Even worse is when you bang the big bone in your foot on a chair/stool. That hurts like hell. A few years ago i broke my little toe when i kicked the corner of the skirting board,That was the sorest thing i ever did 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I've told you, it's not happening. Awwww Chris...i'm gutted!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS Ayr Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 The way most of the commentaries on Match of the Day nowadays are added in afterwards. The commentator will more often than not come out with a relevant stat or comment just before a goal. Or they'll say, "Oh that looked like handball there", it didn't at first, but does after a couple of replays. They're obviously at the game taking notes. They then do the post match interviews, then retire to a big truck to dub in the commentary, using hindsight to sound like a right smart arse. If you haven't noticed it, you might now. It's petty, but it gets on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 woke up this morning, 2 mozzie bites that are itching like f**k. I won't be sleeping with the window open again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 also having a chipped tooth and a black eye. cause a junkie is looking for a fight and you bump into her by accident Lassies shouldnt fight its so wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 No he must be gay.. ahh well i know im going all soppy but i sometimes hate being pals.. i was like i dont want to be your pal i just want to f*ck you jesus christ. So women get crabbit when they don't get their nookie as well. Ah wait, women are actually just crabbit 99.8% of the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 RiG, how the f**k do you manage to send 1600 texts in a month? That's over 50 a day you sad b*****d! I sent just under 800 to my current other half. I have a lot of friends who aren't in Aberdeen and texting is a good way to keep in touch with them B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 also having a chipped tooth and a black eye. cause a junkie is looking for a fight and you bump into her by accident Lassies shouldnt fight its so wrong Cheer up the week is nearly over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I sent just under 800 to my current other half. I have a lot of friends who aren't in Aberdeen and texting is a good way to keep in touch with them B) You weren't texting me, you b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandbairn Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Eating seriously strong cheddar before going to bed last night. My dreams were treading a fine line between fantasy and reality... amongst others I thought I was drowning, having a heart attack, dying of carbon monoxide poisoning, and there was someone in my flat trying to kill me. At least I hope the cheese was to blame... don't fancy going through that again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) You weren't texting me, you b*****d. Sorry I've texted you now to make up for Edited March 13, 2008 by RiG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I have a bad headache, not the best thing to happen when you have a job interview in the afternoon Oh, and don't get me started on yesterday's fitba 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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