hazel1884 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 RiG, how the f**k do you manage to send 1600 texts in a month? That's over 50 a day you sad b*****d! I sent 1700 texts last month...though that will be curbed as I deleted a lot of numbers the other day in a bid not to speak to them so much, especially when drunk! It's shocking, although I blame texting a boy non stop Crap goalkeepers with ginger hair who make a hash of the most basic defensive play, costing your side two priceless points. He's entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Men ill never get yous. Invite us out to dinner for the 3rd time end up kissing then say you just wanna be pals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Men ill never get yous. Invite us out to dinner for the 3rd time end up kissing then say you just wanna be pals. What a tit, 3 meals and he never even touched silk ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 What a tit, 3 meals and he never even touched silk ? sick mate sick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Men ill never get yous. Invite us out to dinner for the 3rd time end up kissing then say you just wanna be pals. I'll never get women! If the boy in question tried to f**k you straight away you'd be on here complaining what arseholes men were and that they were just after the one thing. Make your fucking minds up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I'll never get women! If the boy in question tried to f**k you straight away you'd be on here complaining what arseholes men were and that they were just after the one thing. Make your fucking minds up. I could understand after one date if he said friends..! But 3 phoning me all the time as well. Actually quite liked him as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I could understand after one date if he said friends..! But 3 phoning me all the time as well. Actually quite liked him as well. Maybe you came on too strong, theres nothing worse than a desperate woman or maybe you have a weird laugh that embarrassed him or something. There's always the chance that he was a latent homosexual too. Did he ask you to speak in a deep voice and possibly comment on how he just loves your moustache? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I could understand after one date if he said friends..! But 3 phoning me all the time as well. Actually quite liked him as well. chances are his girlfriend was in danger of finding out about you and he decided to cut and run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 (edited) There's always the chance that he was a latent homosexual too. Did he ask you to speak in a deep voice and possibly comment on how he just loves your moustache? HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD and he was single i know that for a fact Edited March 12, 2008 by thistleburd1876 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD There you have it then. Get a flat top, tell him your name is Butch and he's all yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEADand he was single i know that for a fact are you admitting to owning a moustache? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I could understand after one date if he said friends..! But 3 phoning me all the time as well. Actually quite liked him as well. I'll cheerfully pump you without buying you dinner first if that's what you're after, although I warn you - it's like a bairns arm gripping a satsuma. Make sure and not mention it to the wife though, not that she's be able to catch me anyway what with her being bandy legged now. In case you didn't get any of that I'm implying I have a massive cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 are you admitting to owning a moustache? No he must be gay.. ahh well i know im going all soppy but i sometimes hate being pals.. i was like i dont want to be your pal i just want to f*ck you jesus christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 No he must be gay.. ahh well i know im going all soppy but i sometimes hate being pals.. i was like i dont want to be your pal i just want to f*ck you jesus christ. He died almost 2000 years ago : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 He died almost 2000 years ago : haw haw haw aye that one as well .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEADand he was single i know that for a fact Or you could be a munter? You could always ask him why, you then may understand it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Or you could be a munter? You could always ask him why, you then may understand it. Yeah thats it mate. Im a munter. Hes was no David Beckham himself. My mummy says im pretty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Did you start ranting to him about Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 My puppy escapped out the front door, now my neighbour watched him run up the drive, rather than sit in her car for the extra 20 seconds it would have taken for me to get him, she reversed onto the road and drove towards me and the puppy, scaring him and making him leg it again. Now he's not to bad at coming back to me considering he's only 4 months old, but he got spooked. She really is a total cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Well thats the reason he first started calling cause he said he felt the same. Ahh well f*ck him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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