TheFalkirkBairn Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 What he's most bothered about is someone thought 'I love Thistle' would be a good thing to write, so someone else did exactly that. Neither of these people were me, I hasten to add.I did write 'pwned' on his forehead, but that was just purple eyeliner and it was gone by the time he woke up. Of course it wasnt you, it was your alter ego Pfft, if you'd written Loser or somthing more inventive backwards on his foredhead then he would have seen it properly when he looked in the mirror 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Of course it wasnt you, it was your alter ego Pfft, if you'd written Loser or somthing more inventive backwards on his foredhead then he would have seen it properly when he looked in the mirror It really wasn't me! Loser is a bit unimaginative. I'd rather something in poor taste, highly offensive and preferably a swearie as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 It really wasn't me! Loser is a bit unimaginative. I'd rather something in poor taste, highly offensive and preferably a swearie as well. c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Alternative suggestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalkirkBairn Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 It really wasn't me! Loser is a bit unimaginative. I'd rather something in poor taste, highly offensive and preferably a swearie as well. I find that hard to believe, and i dont even know you. Well i did say it wasnt very good, im not very good at the hole insulting thing. Im a kind person . Im sure you'd have no problem thinking of a tastless insult to write backwards on his forehead so he can wake up and read it in the mirror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 c**t? I don't think c**t is poor taste though. Pardon the expression. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalkirkBairn Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Alternative suggestion. :lol: I'll need to remember that one for future reference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 just woke up with bright red legs. Still sore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 A few weeks ago, a recruitment agency got me a job at our local college and I was asked to stay on until I go back to University. Now, because I'm a temp, the other members of staff, nice as they are, haven't bothered their arses giving me any proper training or anything like that. It's been a case of fobbing jobs they don't like onto me and expecting me to blunder my way through them. Now, I spent all day Friday and this morning so far updating absence records and now that I finished, I've been told that I've been doing them wrong as the person training me didn't show me how to update them correctly. A day and a half's worth of work wasted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Stevie Tosh, what a cunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 In the past 30hrs, all I have eaten are two digestive biscuits . I still don't feel well enough to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 The Garcias have ceased to exist, I still hate my job and my coffee's gone cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Alternative suggestion. Lyn-Marie, listen to the Strokes, good things happen for good people (I dont know how that'll affect you) and fire your coffee in the microwave for 1 minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Lyn-Marie, listen to the Strokes, good things happen for good people (I dont know how that'll affect you) and fire your coffee in the microwave for 1 minute. I hate the Strokes, if good things happen for good people that's me buggered and I drank the coffee cold because I couldn't be bothered getting off my ever-widening arse. Mind, I did win £20 on a scratch card, so your second point might just do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I hate the Strokes, if good things happen for good people that's me buggered and I drank the coffee cold because I couldn't be bothered getting off my ever-widening arse. Mind, I did win £20 on a scratch card, so your second point might just do. I've never, ever won any money on a scratch card. Probably because I've never, ever bought one. Where are you working now anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Where are you working now anyway? If I had my way, Tesco just down the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 If I had my way, Tesco just down the road. In Kirkcaldy?! I would wave to you when I came out of the car park lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 In Kirkcaldy?!I would wave to you when I came out of the car park lift. I meant down the road from me. The commute to Kirkcaldy would be a bit of a bugger, but it might be worth it to see a friendly face every day. Of course, you'd have to actually have the nerve to say 'hello' to me now and again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I meant down the road from me. The commute to Kirkcaldy would be a bit of a bugger, but it might be worth it to see a friendly face every day. Of course, you'd have to actually have the nerve to say 'hello' to me now and again. You werent exactly starved of attention at the 5's were you? Plus I pictured the scenario like this, Andy:- "Hi Lyn-Marie, I'm 27/11." LM:- "Yes, so fuck." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 You werent exactly starved of attention at the 5's were you?Plus I pictured the scenario like this, Andy:- "Hi Lyn-Marie, I'm 27/11." LM:- "Yes, so fuck." Well, I could have done with the rescuing. Akritoi: I've slept with one woman! CTWD: You've got great tits and a nice arse Kilt: Barble, barble, drool, *drink* Ah, who am I kidding? It was fun to be popular for one evening! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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