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I am ill as f**k, my nose was completely blocked last night so I breathed through my mouth last night, which now means I've got a sore throat too.

What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size.

And this soccerette is annoying.

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She had a bit of personality about her and doesn't seem like a wannabe model like you usually get though.

Are you watching the same programme as me?

If you think she has personality then I pity the girls you meet in real life.

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My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked!

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My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Look on the bright side it will switch itself off when the petrol runs out.

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Look on the bright side it will switch itself off when the petrol runs out.

:lol::lol:

He's got 3/4 of a tank in there! :lol:

The AA have been phoned, although theyre apparently going to make him sign a damage disclaimer, still, :lol::lol: sums it up best!

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My mate has had an interesting problem....his VW Polo was frozen, it took him ages to get the doors to open. When he did get the doors unlocked, he started it up, put all the fans on, and then went back in the house....problem being, when he closed the door behind him, the central locking locked itself...so he's stuck outside the car, with the engine running, keys in the ignition, and the doors locked!

Stick a tattie in the exhaust.

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I am ill as f**k, my nose was completely blocked last night so I breathed through my mouth last night, which now means I've got a sore throat too.

What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size.

And this soccerette is annoying.

Swollen glands.

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What's the thing at the back of your throat called, that's swollen to about twice the normal size.
Swollen glands.

Could be his mate's knob? :unsure:

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