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I'm sorry, I find even trying to imagine Stenhousemuir in a Scottish Cup Final and impossible task, so I'll have to take your word for it.

:lol:

I will no doubt be labelled a poof, but I was genuinely upset that day. The only other time I've felt really upset at the football was when Dunfermline played Clydebank in the first game after Norrie McCathie died. The sadness of everyone around the ground affected me, even at the tender age of 8.

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Surely relegation is an acceptable time to have a small silent weep?

As for bairnbabe, how many times can a man 'headfuck' you before you mature emotionally and learn to read the signs?

When it's all too late..... :ph34r:

My shoulder is sore,and the deep heat spray is doing bugger all to help. :(

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As I get older, my hangovers are getting worse. :(

Also beginning to realise that different drinks do different things to me, and give me different hangovers. Im so hungry, but cant eat anything. :( Made macaroni cheese, took one smell and just walked straight out the kitchen.

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As I get older, my hangovers are getting worse. :(

Also beginning to realise that different drinks do different things to me, and give me different hangovers. Im so hungry, but cant eat anything. :( Made macaroni cheese, took one smell and just walked straight out the kitchen.

Does anyone else find this post fucking hilarious? :lol:

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You lot are all headfucks big time. :angry: I swear men were born with the gene of how to piss women off. :angry:

While I can't pretend to know anything about your personal life, "content free" one-line posts like this - if transported to a real-world situation - probably go a fair way towards confusing and annoying any men you know.

It's like a fill-in-the-blanks game that looks like this:

"I'm _____ _____ _______ ___ ___ _________ ___ ______ ____ YOU PIG"

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It's like a fill-in-the-blanks game that looks like this:

"I'm _____ _____ _______ ___ ___ _________ ___ ______ ____ YOU PIG"

She'll not see it for fear of having to lift her face out of heat magazine or a four litre tub of Ben and Jerrys. Before moaning about being big boned. Or something.

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While I can't pretend to know anything about your personal life, "content free" one-line posts like this - if transported to a real-world situation - probably go a fair way towards confusing and annoying any men you know.

It's like a fill-in-the-blanks game that looks like this:

"I'm _____ _____ _______ ___ ___ _________ ___ ______ ____ YOU PIG"

"I'm a clueless bint who is completely self-obsessed and vacuous but I'll blame all that on you anyway YOU PIG"

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Guest XaaronPrimus
She'll not see it for fear of having to lift her face out of heat magazine or a four litre tub of Ben and Jerrys. Before moaning about being big boned. Or something.

They DO 4 litre tubs?

Cool :D

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last week at bookies won 110 quid and vowed to keep it 2 days later i bet it all - won 130 yesterday and guess what i just did :(

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Bugger! After it being a gorgeous afternoon, sun, blue skies, driving home absolutely moist with sweat and with the sunroof open...and staying so for ages, I decided to mow my lawn.

Within 10 minutes of mowing (its a small garden), I looked up to see massive black clouds. A minute or two later it was(and still is) teeming down with massive raindrops! Sod. This never would have happened if I had just lazed on pie and bovril instead.

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Bugger! After it being a gorgeous afternoon, sun, blue skies, driving home absolutely moist with sweat and with the sunroof open...and staying so for ages, I decided to mow my lawn.

One for the girls of P&B to conjour with. :D;)

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