Whistle Blower Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Stevie Crawford is in signing talks. apparently he's just waiting for McGlynn to unveil his new assistant - Gerry Britton! I can handle that, but if you had said Freddy Boswell was coming along the A92 I would have been raging. I have now seen the light regarding Andy Tod, another penalty in front of the Somerset Road end next season will do nicely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon the Rovers Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Me an my mate went to see the first Harry Potter, solely to see her in it.We were dissapointed by the lack of nudity and sex scenes. You fucking paedo! Wasn't she about 12 when the first one came out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Aye, but so was Simon... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 The mthrfkng wnkr. fk hm, cnty bstrd. Tht cnt b txt spk - I ndrstnd it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon the Rovers Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Aye, but so was Simon... Ah. Fair enough then Apologies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stennyhibee Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 It gets on my nerves when someone leaves a floater in one of the cludgies at work. It's frowned upon at home but at work it's just plain rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 It gets on my nerves when someone leaves a floater in one of the cludgies at work. It's frowned upon at home but at work it's just plain rank. Better in the Cludgie than spread on the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stennyhibee Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Better in the Cludgie than spread on the wall. Yeah I'll grant you that one! I've never experienced that at work yet though! Although one night while I was working at Rosies in Falkirk some girl had taken an enormous dump in one of the bogs and had completely blocked the pipes etc. There was shite everywhere! It must have been one hell of a jobby to cause so much carnage though and from the sphincter of a female as well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Yeah I'll grant you that one! I've never experienced that at work yet though! I have! 'Kilt, we've got a wee problem in the holding room downstairs'. Opens door and sees the state of the walls and floor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I have! 'Kilt, we've got a wee problem in the holding room downstairs'. Opens door and sees the state of the walls and floor We have too - the perpetrator was dubbed "The Phantom Shitter". We have also suffered at the hands (nose?) of "The Phantom Boggie Spreader" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Yeah I'll grant you that one! I've never experienced that at work yet though! Although one night while I was working at Rosies in Falkirk some girl had taken an enormous dump in one of the bogs and had completely blocked the pipes etc. There was shite everywhere! It must have been one hell of a jobby to cause so much carnage though and from the sphincter of a female as well! One of our drivers was emptying a sani bin in a Glasgow office, in the sani bin was a pair of tights. The driver removes the tights and there's a massive stool in the tights, having had enough of this the driver strolls into the office with tights in hand and tells them all that the sani bin isn't for hiding the fact you have shat yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 We have too - the perpetrator was dubbed "The Phantom Shitter". Worse. It wasn't just the walls and floor - he'd smeared himself in it as well! Cracking job at times, mine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Aw! diddums did they not ask you to join in? I cant be done with all that pretentious shite so I'd have politely told them to get tae f**k. How does anyone confuse 'oh' with 'four'?Do you have a really weird falkirkian accent? I get that all the time too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 My ears got burnt at the weekend and are still all red and peeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 My ears got burnt at the weekend and are still all red and peeling. Aww! I've just seen a lassie at work with a beamer of a sunburnt hooter she got a TinthePark! To quote her, 'I tried to protect it with my pint of beer but it didn't work!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Aww! I've just seen a lassie at work with a beamer of a sunburnt hooter she got a TinthePark! To quote her, 'I tried to protect it with my pint of beer but it didn't work!' Silly bugger. I had spf25 sun lotion on as well! My face was bright red to,and that was just sitting at the door part of my tent for ten mins.(And still is a wee bit.) I have very dry skin on my face as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I'm bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 'Kilt' is a member of the business support team, who forwarded the message. Gradist bosses! I'm the feckin Office Manager in charge of the whole team! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 You fucking paedo! Wasn't she about 12 when the first one came out? Aye, but so was Simon... Ah. Fair enough thenApologies :lol: Nag - SAAS. They were meant to send me student loan forms, and they haven't. <_< 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Nag - SAAS. They were meant to send me student loan forms, and they haven't. Do it online - quicker and easier! My complaint, I was sent home from work for looking like death. Had a thumping headache, felt a bit sick, tired etc. and two people had gone home ill already, so I was sent home just in case I passed anything on. Its nice to be back in bed n all that, but I could have done with the cash! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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