Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Oh, behave! The reason I'm not sure is that he's a really lovely, sweet guy, but there's no 'spark'. I may yet bail out. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Only joking. Be honest with the guy though and dont string him along............. Unless he's into that kind of thing and he pays you well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I'll tell Pete if you want me to? Is it the eye liner that puts you off? Eyeliner in itself isn't the problem, it's the fact he wears more than me. Plus, I don't want to get halfway through a date and have the guy hauled out for a random search. You cock-magnets can afford to be choosy, eh? Christ, if only! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Only joking. Be honest with the guy though and dont string him along............. Unless he's into that kind of thing and he pays you well. We'll see. He does send me lovely 'bedtime stories' to help with my insomnia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Oh, behave! The reason I'm not sure is that he's a really lovely, sweet guy, but there's no 'spark'. I may yet bail out. You never know, he might be great in the sack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 You never know, he might be great in the sack. I have visions of our nipple piercings becoming stuck together, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 The reason I'm not sure is that he's a really lovely, sweet guy, but there's no 'spark'. I may yet bail out.He does send me lovely 'bedtime stories' to help with my insomnia You never know, he might be great in the sack. Are you sure it's not me you're talking about?!....... I have visions of our nipple piercings becoming stuck together, though. Ah, that's a No then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 We'll see. He does send me lovely 'bedtime stories' to help with my insomnia. If his 'bedtime stories' help you get to sleep he probably does need binned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 If his 'bedtime stories' help you get to sleep he probably does need binned. She means in a 'my name is Jean and I flick my bean' sense, presumably. Or is it just me that has a w**k to help me sleep occasionally? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 She means in a 'my name is Jean and I flick my bean' sense, presumably.Or is it just me that has a w**k to help me sleep occasionally? Just you Monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 She means in a 'my name is Jean and I flick my bean' sense, presumably.Or is it just me that has a w**k to help me sleep occasionally? No, I mean in a 'Dammit, I should really be asleep right now. I've to be up at 6' 'I'll read you some Marx and Engels. Here goes...' kind of way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 (edited) No, I mean in a 'Dammit, I should really be asleep right now. I've to be up at 6''I'll read you some Marx and Engels. Here goes...' kind of way. I quite like a bit of Marx now and again. Wait, I find Marx interesting yet porn makes me fall asleep? That does it, I'm officially old. Edit: Another thing, I was ordering some clothes on the web earlier and I actually considered, maybe only for a split second, but I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED purchasing a pair of brown corduroy trousers in the sale. Now, if that's not a clear indication I should be put out to pasture I dunno what is. I'm starting to feel like kilts much much younger brother. If I continue on this descent into geriatricity soon I'll be wearing a bloody tartan skirt like he does. Edited July 3, 2007 by Monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 (edited) No, I mean in a 'Dammit, I should really be asleep right now. I've to be up at 6''I'll read you some Marx and Engels. Here goes...' kind of way. I studied Marx and the principles of democratic centralism. Next time you're not sleepy you can give me a ring and I'll enlighten you... Edit: Or I could read you some Thomas the Tank Engine... Edited July 3, 2007 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I'm starting to feel like kilts much much younger brother. If I continue on this descent into geriatricity soon I'll be wearing a bloody tartan skirt like he does. Watch it, tubby. And you probably couldn't afford the amount of cloth it would take to make a man of your stature a kilt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Watch it, tubby. And you probably couldn't afford the amount of cloth it would take to make a man of your stature a kilt! I have worn a kilt a few times as it happens, in the correct context though. (Weddings) That does not excuse you calling into question my physiognomy, however. I am weeping inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I studied Marx and the principles of democratic centralism. Next time you're not sleepy you can give me a ring and I'll enlighten you... Edit: Or I could read you some Thomas the Tank Engine... I think I'll pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Hayfever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I have worn a kilt a few times as it happens Did you get it from millets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I have managed to lose my girlfriends keys somewhere in my flat. Fuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I have managed to lose my girlfriends keys somewhere in my flat.Fuck. Make her search for them naked, every ten minutes without her finding them you make her do a forfeit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Make her search for them naked, every ten minutes without her finding them you make her do a forfeit. I knew 1) you would be first to reply to this to make light of the situation and 2) it would involve some sort of debauchery! She is in New Zealand currently so I have a month to find them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I knew 1) you would be first to reply to this to make light of the situation and 2) it would involve some sort of debauchery! She is in New Zealand currently so I have a month to find them. You didn't just stand in the middle of the room, turn 360 degrees and go 'Aw, f**k. They're not here!', did you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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