Guest The Phoenix Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 One under par after 12 holes at Pitfirrane Golf Course this morning when the heavens opened and flooded the course. God is a calious b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 One under par after 12 holes at Pitfirrane Golf Course this morning when the heavens opened and flooded the course.God is a calious b*****d. I shouldn't but My PTTGOYN, pregnant fiancees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I shouldn't but My PTTGOYN, pregnant fiancees Fecking right you shouldn't. I play off nine and I would have orgasmed on the 18th Green if I had kept the round going at around level par. Point 2 - Don't you need to take your share of the blame for that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Fecking right you shouldn't. I play off nine and I would have orgasmed on the 18th Green if I had kept the round going at around level par. Point 2 - Don't you need to take your share of the blame for that? Aye 5 seconds of pleasure for at least 18 months of post natal psychosis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Aye 5 seconds of pleasure for at least 18 months of post natal psychosis As long as that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 As long as that! We can't all be monsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Gypsies who go to the Sport Centre and sit in the Health Suit all day. Their totally stinking and use the place to shave and wash themselves. About time they were banned. If I pay to go and they are there, ive basically wasted my money as there is no way I would be sitting in the water with them smelly b*****ds there for their weekly wash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I seem to have a date this week, and I'm not sure where I should really be posting this. I'm not cheerful, but it's not getting on my nerves. I just don't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 4. Then I picked up the phone and called Lyn-Marie. I'm sorry, I was blootered, in shock and must have spouted some absolute rubbish. Did I actually offer to bury my head between your legs and make you come like a train......or, gods forbid, was that someone else! As a pagan, I should have known that Friday's massive full moon was a bad, bad, bad omen.... I seem to have a date this week, and I'm not sure where I should really be posting this. I'm not cheerful, but it's not getting on my nerves. I just don't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 We can't all be monsters. I'm surprised you even knew what the subject matter was at your age. Another sanatogen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Oh, Gaz, I wish it was mate, how I wish it was! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 (edited) As long as that! We can't all be monsters. Thank you Phoenix Edited July 3, 2007 by Bowie_1888 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mutton Jeff Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Terrorists under five foot two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 One under par after 12 holes at Pitfirrane Golf Course this morning when the heavens opened and flooded the course.God is a calious b*****d. I feel for you Phoenix. I play off 24 but last year I had the game of my life and scored a scratch 76 on a par 72. I think I was under for the first 9 too and if my game had been rained off I would have chucked my clubs in the nearest bush and went on a church burning spree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I feel for you Phoenix.I play off 24 but last year I had the game of my life and scored a scratch 76 on a par 72. I think I was under for the first 9 too and if my game had been rained off I would have chucked my clubs in the nearest bush and went on a church burning spree. 76 shots to get around the local crazy golf course...mmm you'r shoite. Starting to get a bit of man flu...and i want to go home... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 76 shots to get around the local crazy golf course...mmm you'r shoite. Starting to get a bit of man flu...and i want to go home... Unlike you, I dont sneak on to the back 9 with my Driver, 9 iron, putter and a few stray golf balls that you pilfered from the rough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Unlike you, I dont sneak on to the back 9 with my Driver, 9 iron, putter and a few stray golf balls that you pilfered from the rough. Eh? whats wrong with doing that? .............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Oh, behave! The reason I'm not sure is that he's a really lovely, sweet guy, but there's no 'spark'. I may yet bail out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 The reason I'm not sure is that he's a really lovely, sweet guy, but there's no 'spark'. I may yet bail out. I'll tell Pete if you want me to? Is it the eye liner that puts you off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Oh, behave! The reason I'm not sure is that he's a really lovely, sweet guy, but there's no 'spark'. I may yet bail out. You cock-magnets can afford to be choosy, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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