Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Could this possibly be why the Lady friend just wants to be friends?Lady - Hi Kilt Kilt - Fancy a Pint? Lady - Yes please Kilt (Returning from bar) - So can i stick my head between your legs and make you come like a train? Lady - Eh?!?!!? I just want to be friends Kilt Straight to the point I suppose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Oh no, we had a much more in depth chat than that and it's cool. We're going out for another drink this week. Get in, ya auld Ron Jeremy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 not being able to get thru for scotland tickets must have tried about 100 times to always be engaged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Straight to the point I suppose! I've never been one to beat around the bush! What's the point in taking her out for a drink if she's not going to let you get clunge deep in her? Because she's very good company, a great laugh, a lovely person and I'm not as shallow as that. I can meet a lassie for a social drink without feeling the need to ravish her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I've never been one to beat around the bush! Because she's very good company, a great laugh, a lovely person and I'm not as shallow as that. I can meet a lassie for a social drink without feeling the need to ravish her! God, you are old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I can meet a lassie for a social drink without feeling the need to ravish her! Thats not what you told me at the 5s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Thats not what you told me at the 5s. Shhhhhhhhh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 That's not what I meant and you know it! I still remember saying it but just can't remember who to! No, no. It was me. You were most disappointed that I declined, but I think you coped remarkably well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRdY_b Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Things that get on my nerves. Ooooohhhhh where do I begin.................... 1. Simeltaneous road works in Glasgow meaning a 20 minute journey takes an hour and a half. 2. Women drivers. Especially those that can't grasp the concept of giving way to the RIGHT on roundabouts. TAKE YOUR F***ING ROAD! 3. People who say "therty" instead of "thirty", or "therteen" instead of "thirteen" 4. People who say "would of", "should of" or even "could of". The word is "have" you muppet! 5. Nightclub bouncers. Power-hungry moronic knuckle-draggers. 6. Glasgow City "spend, spend, spend" Council. £74million for a trainspotters' museum? What a waste of my money. The list could go on but that'll do for now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 No, no. It was me. You were most disappointed that I declined, but I think you coped remarkably well! Oh feck, it's all coming back now! Sorry, sorry, sorry - it was the shock and the cider talking! I remember you laughing quite a bit so it can't have been that bad - can it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Oh feck, it's all coming back now! Sorry, sorry, sorry - it was the shock and the cider talking! I remember you laughing quite a bit so it can't have been that bad - can it? Depends. Ask yourself. Was I laughing with or at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Depends. Ask yourself. Was I laughing with or at? On sober reflection, definately AT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Oh feck, it's all coming back now! Sorry, sorry, sorry - it was the shock and the cider talking! I remember you laughing quite a bit so it can't have been that bad - can it? I think I kept picking up your Cider and drinking it I almost threw up every single time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I think I kept picking up your Cider and drinking it I almost threw up every single time I do that too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I do that too. We should start a support group I mean we could have caught anything of that glass if Kilt had been drinking from it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I mean we could have caught anything of that glass if Kilt had been drinking from it Except the faint scent of clunge, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Except the faint scent of clunge, obviously. Maybe some bird droppings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Maybe some bird droppings That is all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Just went for my snowboarding lesson to find that I'd booked it for yesterday not today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 What's the point in taking her out for a drink if she's not going to let you get clunge deep in her? its easy to slip a pill in her drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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