Guest Ken Dodds Dads dogs died Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I'm now even more convinced that this is Monster. Did the poetry involve a line concerning how nice your fiancee's fingers were? Fingers? A noble course of compliment,i suppose, but alas no. It was assorted poetry by John Donne as it happens. My fiancee was surprised, but agreed to marriage nonetheless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 (edited) Hmm, someone was planning retirement recently, weren't they? Monster? Fingers? A noble course of compliment,i suppose, but alas no. It was assorted poetry by John Donne as it happens. My fiancee was surprised, but agreed to marriage nonetheless. You shoulda fired in a couple of spelling mistakes. Edited June 25, 2007 by AndyC27/11 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ken Dodds Dads dogs died Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Am I to gather by the laughter icons that in this section of the board sometimes nothing one says is taken seriously? I am distinctly in favour of jocularity, in it's correct setting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 1. I'm also a pedantic bitch.2.Because I'm actually quite a nice person really 3.I'll give you a heads up. Never take anything I say seriously. Unless I'm saying it about the stained-rain-coat-brigade of Kilt, Bowie and Andy27/11 1. Pedant 2. (L-M is actually alright ) 3. We resemble that remark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Why on earth did you have to edit that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Why on earth did you have to edit that? To put the smiley face on the end as I thought the other ones seemed too serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Am I to gather by the laughter icons that in this section of the board sometimes nothing one says is taken seriously?I am distinctly in favour of jocularity, in it's correct setting. I'm with Andy now, definite alias B) Or far too posh and well spoken for this bored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 That's what happened the night I got engaged, actually. I hope you weren't being dismissive of that particular aspect of romantic discourse? i always felt that it was somehow more beautiful than the bended knee in a restaurant or ring in a glass of Sancerre cliche. Fingers? A noble course of compliment,i suppose, but alas no. It was assorted poetry by John Donne as it happens. My fiancee was surprised, but agreed to marriage nonetheless. Am I to gather by the laughter icons that in this section of the board sometimes nothing one says is taken seriously?I am distinctly in favour of jocularity, in it's correct setting. It's Mr Logic out the Viz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I agree L-M - those three degenerates are the scum of P&B. How you weren't included the first time beggars belief You love it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I'm with Andy now, definite alias B) Or far too posh and well spoken for this bored I feel there's a balance in need of redress. Bollocks shit w**k arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ken Dodds Dads dogs died Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 It's Mr Logic out the Viz. My apologies. We cannot all have a healthy lusting for a thorough rubbing from a pole dancer as our cultural goal. I can see it is not going to be easy for me to fit in. I'm just not very good at text speak, or artery hardening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I feel there's a balance in need of redress.Bollocks shit w**k arse. Good girl! B) Now can I read you some poetry *reachs inside his stained-raincoat for a book of poetry* and maybe a glass of wine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Good girl! B) Now can I read you some poetry *reachs inside his stained-raincoat for a book of poetry* and maybe a glass of wine? There was a young lady from Ealing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Am I to gather by the laughter icons that in this section of the board sometimes nothing one says is taken seriously?I am distinctly in favour of jocularity, in it's correct setting. PS Watch your spelling - it's should read its. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 My apologies. We cannot all have a healthy lusting for a thorough rubbing from a pole dancer as our cultural goal.I can see it is not going to be easy for me to fit in. I'm just not very good at text speak, or artery hardening. Whoever it is, that is a class saying. "I'm off to the WC to harden my artery." Good girl! B) Now can I read you some poetry *reachs inside his stained-raincoat for a book of poetry* and maybe a glass of wine? Too late Bowie, Im on my way up with a crate of Stella and a Razzle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ken Dodds Dads dogs died Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 There was a young lady from Ealing... That admired her art deco ceiling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 That admired her art deco ceiling? I don't think you find too many of them in Ealing. More likely yellowing artex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 (edited) Whoever it is, that is a class saying.1. "I'm off to the WC to harden my artery." 2. Too late Bowie, Im on my way up with a crate of Stella and a Razzle. 1. I reckon that could catch on but if he has a problem with this I'm just not very good at text speak, or artery hardening. does that make him impotent?2. Could I not join in? or at least watch through the window in my stained-raincoat ©Lyn-Marie? Edited June 25, 2007 by Bowie_1888 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 There was a young lady from Ealing... Who fancied a cup of Darjeeling But the young man she was with Was desparate for a piss And she had to make do with a drenching 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 That admired her art deco ceiling? She said "This is silly" You have a small willy I doubt I'll get much of a feeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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