xbl Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 You sick b*****d Are you all from the same gene pool in Arbroath? How did I miss that bit! f**k me, so they all look like Harry Potter and they try and f**k their cousins. Too far! Nice selective quoting! In my defence though,by him out of Harry Potter they are referring to Hagrid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Love you too Lyn-Marie. Well someone should I've just been interviewed by a policeman about the fire a couple of doors up the other night. So it definitely IS suspect. Although, I'd guessed as much when the Evening Express reporter knocked on Friday morning. What I don't get is that the reporter was here the next day, the police only started interviewing yesterday. They didn't get me as I was on my way out, and so had to come back today. Bloody journalists. Nosy sods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 I'm soooooooooooo hungover! I can't handle drink anymore, and seem to be getting extremely drunk very easy these days! I'm tempted to apply to work compressed hours to give myself an extra day to get over the hangover. I'm too old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Going all in on a queen high flush and getting called by someone who has the ace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 How many of the community cards were suited? If it was 4 of them then your play was silly. If only 3 then bad luck. I once was about 6th on the final table of a 700 odd player tournament and thought I would just sit tight and do nothing and take money for 6th place but I got a full house so I went all in only to be beaten by someone with 4 of a kind - was gutted but that is what makes poker so much fun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 People on morton unofficial who want the Gestapo to keep every post on topic. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 I can't stop reading the fives threads, because they're bloody funny*. Plus, they're also making me want to do it all again. *probably not actually that funny to those that weren't there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Being sick and having a headache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I'm tempted to apply to work compressed hours to give myself an extra day to get over the hangover. I'm too old. Hen, you're 18. What do you think your hangovers are going to be like in 5 years time? I think I hit my drinking peak at 21, last year at uni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Hen, you're 18. What do you think your hangovers are going to be like in 5 years time?I think I hit my drinking peak at 21, last year at uni. That's what i'm scared of! January 2010 i'm going tee total! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Lyn-MarieI was just drunk, and er, wanting it. No idea why, it would have been crap the state I was in, and I'd probably have fallen asleep anyway. Well somebody should. This is what I miss not being on here over the weekend! Typical of my luck - right time but in the wrong place. Falling asleep wouldn't have worried me in the slightest! And somebody does - I mean, I did offer nicely, didn't I?! Anyhoo, my gripe is WOMEN!!!! My Friday night plans fell through due to her having to run her pal up to the bingo! I did have an intimate chat with her on the bus home and, as today is her birthday, I have a card and some chocolates ready and we have re-scheduled for this Friday coming, which is pay day! Second time lucky?! And I got an invite out of the blue from Mrs Kilt asking me to tea yesterday, as it will be the last time I see the kids before they go on holiday to Blackpool for a fortnight. We went shopping together, where she bought me some groceries to help out until pay day, we took her dog for a run, we cooked tea together, had a game of cards with the kids and I got a wee, friendly kiss goodbye. It was just like when we were still together, until I was sent home. Honestly, she's blowing hot and cold - I don't know where I stand! It'd be easier if I just came out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 (edited) This is what I miss not being on here over the weekend! Typical of my luck - right time but in the wrong place. Falling asleep wouldn't have worried me in the slightest! And somebody does - I mean, I did offer nicely, didn't I?! Anyhoo, my gripe is WOMEN!!!! My Friday night plans fell through due to her having to run her pal up to the bingo! I did have an intimate chat with her on the bus home and, as today is her birthday, I have a card and some chocolates ready and we have re-scheduled for this Friday coming, which is pay day! Second time lucky?! And I got an invite out of the blue from Mrs Kilt asking me to tea yesterday, as it will be the last time I see the kids before they go on holiday to Blackpool for a fortnight. We went shopping together, where she bought me some groceries to help out until pay day, we took her dog for a run, we cooked tea together, had a game of cards with the kids and I got a wee, friendly kiss goodbye. It was just like when we were still together, until I was sent home. Honestly, she's blowing hot and cold - I don't know where I stand! It'd be easier if I just came out! Edited June 25, 2007 by Larsson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Thanks for your sympathetic understanding! Where's Bowie and his bear-hug when you need him?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Women are headfucks, plain and simple. Mind you, so are men, and the circle of life continues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Women are headfucks, plain and simple. Mind you, so are men, and the circle of life continues. Precisely, and they are a lot worse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Precisely, and they are a lot worse! I wouldn't say they were worse, their needs are fairly simple. Go to football, go to pub, go home and bang the missus. At least in that way, they're reliable! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 (edited) Where's Bowie and his bear-hug when you need him?! My gripe, stuck in Bolton for 2 nights working My heavily pregnant missus isn't pleased and i miss the weans What a sap I am Cheers Lonely and bored in Bolton Edited June 25, 2007 by Bowie_1888 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I wouldn't say they were worse, their needs are fairly simple.Go to football, go to pub, go home and bang the missus. At least in that way, they're reliable! You forgot the eating part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 You forgot the eating part. What you get up to when you get home is no concern of mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ken Dodds Dads dogs died Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 The little annoying thing for me is when you join a new forum and you have opinions but are frightened to post them in case you get ripped on because you are new. I'm quite sensitive really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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