tamthebam Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Just about. I have about 40 porta-loos round the corner and every traffic cone possible layed out across Dryburgh. Snake Plisken's toughest assignment yet- Escape fae the Dee... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 2 hours ago, johnnydun said: Just about. I have about 40 porta-loos round the corner and every traffic cone possible layed out across Dryburgh. You should be financially compensated if you're within hearing distance of Lewis Capaldi when he's on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 The obviously fake over the top laughter you get from people when in a group, usually the LADS LADS LADS types. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Every time I click on the twitter thread it takes me to the thread starters profile. He'll be getting an injunction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 26 minutes ago, Empty It said: The obviously fake over the top laughter you get from people when in a group, usually the LADS LADS LADS types. Their faces drop a second later. Probably watch Rugby and Freinds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 23 hours ago, AnderooMFC said: You Wouldn't Download A Car? Fun fact - they did not have the rights to the music used for that. Aye, as I recall the Federation Against Copyright Theft approached a Dutch laddie about licencing his tune for a one-off event and just decided they owned it after that. Not a surprise, considering it's the same group of wallopers who claimed terrorism was funded by people copying DVDs, and brought the world Bloggo's POW: g 13 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: As long as you make sure the last sock you pull on the small foot is the match for the large one. I've literally never seen a pair of socks larger than size 12 anywhere, ever. If you've got big feet, you just get used to wearing smaller ones. After thirty years wearing the wrong size, it'd probably feel really weird having all my toes in the area past the seam, and not having the heel area on the sole of my foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 15 hours ago, KingRocketman II said: not sure if actually petty and something more for the Calling Cards of Morons. But I agree it is subjective and splits opinion (and probably been discussed to death elsewhere): economy passenger recliners Both a PTTGOMN and a Calling Card of a Moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 You can no longer embed Tweets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 06.50 and the neighbour’s kid is battering a ball off the garden fence. Its only petty as it’s putting me off my drum practice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 11:42, scottsdad said: Depending on the make, I wear a size 13 or 14. My nephew is a size 17. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 11 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: You can no longer embed Tweets. That's actually a RTBC, as a) strings of embedded Tweets were making some threads unstable to the point of being unreadable, but more importantly b) Twitter is an utter cesspool that contributes nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 When you go to turn the controller off on the Xbox and accidentally select the 'turn off console' option instead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 My IPTV server is still down due to "ongoing maintenence". They sent me a link to fill in a form to get access to a "backup server" an hour ago but I still have no email with my login details so I'm currently watching an Uzbek game on Eleven Sports as I have no access to proper channels! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 The GIF function on here, at least on mobile, doesn't appear to be working any longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: The GIF function on here, at least on mobile, doesn't appear to be working any longer. Spoiler Never used it in fairness Edited May 27, 2023 by Bert Raccoon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 The highlight of the night is putting the dishwasher on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 11 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: The highlight of the night is putting the dishwasher on. The highlight of my night is emptying it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 minute ago, microdave said: The highlight of my night is emptying it. Get out of my house you b*****d. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Get out of my house you b*****d. Why? I'm saving you a job to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 1 minute ago, microdave said: Why? I'm saving you a job to do. OK cunto, which drawer does the double ender go in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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