GordonD Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, Nae Union said: Or one giant robotic one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Empty It said: Wondering why cancelled ferries is all of a sudden newsworthy is apparently sticking up for Cal Mac now... Pretending that cancelled ferries 'happened all the time before' - they didn't, the nick of the service being offered right now is an enormous downgrade in delivery - is indeed sticking up for Cal Mac. All to fit into the exact same moonhowling media conspiracy nonsense on behalf of your favourite political team that was (correctly) marked as the calling card of a moron. But apparently not if the media in question is Scottish rather than UK and the team is in yellow rather than blue/red. Edited May 18, 2023 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyintheskywithdiamonds Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 When someone opens their legs and lets out a fart,aimed in your direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 7 minutes ago, Lucyintheskywithdiamonds said: When someone opens their legs and lets out a fart,aimed in your direction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 On 17/05/2023 at 20:38, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Just as I was about to let off a ripper I saw a colleague approach from the side, I swear I clenched so hard, my throat puffed up like a mating frog. Well, y'know, it's never too late to learn the trumpet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 On the stats thing, the closest US state to Africa is Maine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 hours ago, virginton said: Pretending that cancelled ferries 'happened all the time before' - they didn't, the nick of the service being offered right now is an enormous downgrade in delivery - is indeed sticking up for Cal Mac. All to fit into the exact same moonhowling media conspiracy nonsense on behalf of your favourite political team that was (correctly) marked as the calling card of a moron. But apparently not if the media in question is Scottish rather than UK and the team is in yellow rather than blue/red. Do you converse with people with such contempt in real life? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 10 hours ago, scottsdad said: The diameter of Australia is wider than the diameter of the moon. Australia doesn’t have a diameter, unless you mean it’s coastline, in which case, so is Scotlands* * I probably made this up. But pedantry is my purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 8 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Do you converse with people with such contempt in real life? I observe the golden rule of never engaging with tone trolling, resident pub bores like you 'in real life'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 26 minutes ago, virginton said: I observe the golden rule of never engaging with tone trolling, resident pub bores like you 'in real life'. You've got me wrong. I'm generally the quiet guy in the corner in pubs, not the loud expert on absolutely everything standing at the bar. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: You've got me wrong. I'm generally the quiet guy in the corner in pubs, not the loud expert on absolutely everything standing at the bar. So you don't drone on about the tone of everyone else's conversations around you, while producing nothing of merit yourself? If only we could swap this 'real life' persona with the fucking abysmal online one you've fabricated then. Edited May 19, 2023 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 To be fair to the guy, he's brave drinking in Lochee. To speak when not spoken to is downright dangerous. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Amuses me when people have a pop at other posters for displaying attributes which are remarkably similar to their own........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 9 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Australia doesn’t have a diameter, unless you mean it’s coastline, in which case, so is Scotlands* * I probably made this up. But pedantry is my purpose. The pedant in me would say it's coastline would be it's circumference. It's width would be akin to it's diameter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, virginton said: So you don't drone on about the tone of everyone else's conversations around you, while producing nothing of merit yourself? If only we could swap this 'real life' persona with the fucking abysmal online one you've fabricated then. Why the vitriol? Chill out and spread some peace and love man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 54 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Why the vitriol? Chill out and spread some peace and love man He’s mad the Ukrainians didn’t roll over to get their tummies tickled…get your VT phrase bingo cards ready. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Getting back to geographical quirks Adelaide is claoser to the Antartic than it is to Darwin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 11 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Australia doesn’t have a diameter, unless you mean it’s coastline, in which case, so is Scotlands* * I probably made this up. But pedantry is my purpose. The "width" of Australia is wider than the "width" of the moon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: The "width" of Australia is wider than the "width" of the moon. So why can't we see Australia at night? Answer me that! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Shotgun said: So why can't we see Australia at night? Answer me that! Brexit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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