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11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

On the contrary. I want him kicked out of speccy community given the fact that hes a fucking dickheaded w****r.

Next you'll be wanting me kicked out on the same grounds, you intolerant swine!

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16 hours ago, HK Hibee said:

Probably one for the c***s on the road thread but drivers who when turning left have to move out to the right before the turn left. 
 

this might be specific to where I live but rips my knitting 

Naw, I saw it yesterday driving down from the commie pool toward the junction at Newington, some DPD delivery c**t got to the lights, swerved out to the right and left hooked like he was one of the Top Gear wankers "hitting the apex of the turn".

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You can just tell Osman has a massive penis.  I bet it's well known in showbiz circles.

Edit - I bet he's called Big Dick Osman to his friends and colleagues.

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2 hours ago, TheScarf said:

You can just tell Osman has a massive penis.  I bet it's well known in showbiz circles.

Edit - I bet he's called Big Dick Osman to his friends and colleagues.

He's always been sitting down when I've seen him.

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2 hours ago, TheScarf said:

You can just tell Osman has a massive penis.  I bet it's well known in showbiz circles.

Edit - I bet he's called Big Dick Osman to his friends and colleagues.

 

31 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:

Whatever you say Richard.

Just because people shout 'Oh, ya big dick' every time he hoves into view does not mean they know his penis size.

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14 hours ago, JamesP_81 said:

People who throw their head back when swallowing pills.  

You need to crush them up before putting them in drinks then m8*

 

 

 

* not talking from personal experience. 

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