coprolite Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Aldi cling film. The fucking arseholes have put the serrated edge on the lid. Perverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 41 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Look like someone else will need to do the cleaning. Just saying, likes. Pfft. Women's work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Just seen a lassie on the Chase start 3 (shree) consecutive sentences with "So" So yeah, I'm seething. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 When you're reading out a phone number or a registration plate to someone on the phone and they start repeating it back half way through. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Inconsistent toasting. For example, today: Toaster job #1 : Halved hot crossed buns burnt to a f***ing crisp (black). Toaster job #2 (same settings as #1, 2 mins later) : 'toast' verging on hot bread, needing a second go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) Inconsistent toasting. For example, today; Toaster job #1 : Halved hot crossed buns burnt to a f***ing crisp (black). Toaster job #2 (same settings as #1) : 'toast' verging on hot bread, needing a second go. Eta: add in those hotel conveyor belt ones where you have the same two binary options. Edited March 28, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Inconsistent toasting. For example, today; Toaster job #1 : Halved hot crossed buns burnt to a f***ing crisp (black). Toaster job #2 (same settings as #1) : 'toast' verging on hot bread, needing a second go. Eta: add in those hotel conveyor belt ones where you have the same two binary options. The hotel conveyor ones that you put the bread through 10 times before giving up and having lukewarm bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Empty It said: The hotel conveyor ones that you put the bread through 10 times before giving up and having lukewarm bread. They have go to be the most inefficient things ever invented - never make a good slice and there ends up loads of wasted slices sitting beside the machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 They're called Broasters - they make 1/2 bread, 1/2 toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Empty It said: The hotel conveyor ones that you put the bread through 10 times before giving up and having lukewarm bread. Isn't that what the trouser press is for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 'Alot' is not a word. 'Apart' and 'a part' have different meanings. 'Resign' and 're-sign' have different meanings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Inconsistent toasting. For example, today: Toaster job #1 : Halved hot crossed buns burnt to a f***ing crisp (black). Toaster job #2 (same settings as #1, 2 mins later) : 'toast' verging on hot bread, needing a second go. There is an inherent flaw in toasters due to mechanical timers and residual heating. A slow dialing down of temperature requests will often resolve your worries. If you want perfect toast, there is an answer…but it’s old and you have to find a compatible version: https://www.theverge.com/22801890/sunbeam-radiant-control-toaster-t20-t35-vista 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: 'Alot' is not a word. 'Apart' and 'a part' have different meanings. 'Resign' and 're-sign' have different meanings. I could of told you that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: They're called Broasters - they make 1/2 bread, 1/2 toast. Reminds me of the see-through toaster that I never quite got round to patenting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 hours ago, hk blues said: They have go to be the most inefficient things ever invented - never make a good slice and there ends up loads of wasted slices sitting beside the machine. Bonus points for the roasters who think a croissant or half a baguette will fit through it, which inevitably get stuck and basically set on fire then hurriedly walk away leaving their smouldering mess behind them and try to deny their utter fucking stupidity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 7 hours ago, hk blues said: They have go to be the most inefficient things ever invented - never make a good slice and there ends up loads of wasted slices sitting beside the machine. Plus given the speed, you probably need to place the bread on the conveyor the night before to have any chance of getting it ready by breakfast time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Reminds me of the see-through toaster that I never quite got round to patenting 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 When you're in the pub and it's busy, then a group of people come in and start doing mental Tetris to see if they'll manage to squeeze in. f**k of cuntos, I'm moving for no one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzler Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 my girlfriends inability to put stuff in the dishwasher like a normal human being 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, bobbydazzler said: my girlfriends inability to put stuff in the dishwasher like a normal human being How do you fit human beings in the dishwasher? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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