Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 24 minutes ago, Shotgun said: What is the matter with you? He lives in Aston Villa's home dressing room. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. Did the father utter a word when he finally got to his child? Did he hell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 28 minutes ago, FK1Bairn said: I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. Did the father utter a word when he finally got to his child? Did he hell! You should've just chucked the kid in the water at that point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, FK1Bairn said: I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. Did the father utter a word when he finally got to his child? Did he hell! Reminds me of a wedding I attended in Plymouth. It was on the waterfront, in a two level building. I spotted the toddler son of my cousin in the parking lot, heading for the seafront…I pointed and dived out the door, down the stairs and started after him, only to be passed by his mother, in 4” heels I might add, at a right fair clip! I did get thanked for spotting him, but if she had ever found out who opened a door and let him get out… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Bloody idiots at Valiant have also cancelled today's appointment as they said they could not get me a PM call although a manger already got me one. Now booked for tomorrow PM(crosses fingers) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 13 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. And that, m'Lud, is the case for the defence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 When did socks being all the way up under your shorts become a thing? I have noticed it a few times now and it just looks ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 22 minutes ago, RiffRaff said: When did socks being all the way up under your shorts become a thing? I have noticed it a few times now and it just looks ridiculous. Because they’re wearing garters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 14 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: I was at The Helix in Falkirk earlier and noticed a young boy - no more than 2 year old - running towards the water. A man who I assumed to be his dad was chasing him from a distance but was clearly never getting him in time so I ran towards the kid from the opposite side to intercept him. Did the father utter a word when he finally got to his child? Did he hell! Maybe he was chasing the kid into the water? You foiled his plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 2 hours ago, RiffRaff said: When did socks being all the way up under your shorts become a thing? I have noticed it a few times now and it just looks ridiculous. Guy on left clearly can't make up his mind what look he wants to go for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Queuing in the bank earlier and overheard the conversation between a guy and the teller:- Teller: Working today? Man: Aye I'll probably be out later. I only work 3 days a week. Teller: Lucky you! Man: Ah well a technically retired 3 years ago but ended up going back because I'm just bored if I sit at home. f**k off! And f**k anyone with this view. Get a hobby ya dick. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 3 hours ago, RiffRaff said: When did socks being all the way up under your shorts become a thing? I have noticed it a few times now and it just looks ridiculous. It should be an instant red card along with having a play card type thing rather than a proper shin guard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 3 hours ago, RiffRaff said: When did socks being all the way up under your shorts become a thing? I have noticed it a few times now and it just looks ridiculous. 31 minutes ago, 101 said: It should be an instant red card along with having a play card type thing rather than a proper shin guard. Blame Thierry Henry. I can't recall anyone doing it before him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Queuing in the bank earlier and overheard the conversation between a guy and the teller:- Teller: Working today? Man: Aye I'll probably be out later. I only work 3 days a week. Teller: Lucky you! Man: Ah well a technically retired 3 years ago but ended up going back because I'm just bored if I sit at home. f**k off! And f**k anyone with this view. Get a hobby ya dick. Amusingly most retired lads I know end up going back to consult or train/teach part time after a year or two retired saying they’re bored. I think they’ve just realized being at home with the Mrs. Isn’t what they thought it would be! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Queuing in the bank earlier and overheard the conversation between a guy and the teller:- Teller: Working today? Man: Aye I'll probably be out later. I only work 3 days a week. Teller: Lucky you! Man: Ah well a technically retired 3 years ago but ended up going back because I'm just bored if I sit at home. f**k off! And f**k anyone with this view. Get a hobby ya dick. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 4 hours ago, TxRover said: Because they’re wearing garters? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Blame Thierry Henry. I can't recall anyone doing it before him. Alan Hutton is the first Scottish player I remember doing it, so I'll blame him, if you don't mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Banksy Margate Valentine's Day artwork has piece removed within hours - BBC News The celebration of this overrated untalented unoriginal hack is something that gets on my nerves. I can't see how he is any better than wur ain George Wylie to be honest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 37 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Banksy Margate Valentine's Day artwork has piece removed within hours - BBC News The celebration of this overrated untalented unoriginal hack is something that gets on my nerves. I can't see how he is any better than wur ain George Wylie to be honest. A poor man's El Barto 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 4 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Blame Thierry Henry. I can't recall anyone doing it before him. John Terry was the first I noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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