Derry Alli Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Just now, johnnydun said: Softies min. At least get it right. Was at the 235 in Altes today. Some cafe down Portlethen on Monday. I can't even describe what they are apart from "shite". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Was at the 235 in Altes today. Some cafe down Portlethen on Monday. I can't even describe what they are apart from "shite". Portlethen is known as a Weedgie outpost, all the West Coasters that moved up during the Oil boom in the 70's, settled in Portlethen. It's their fault for your shite softie. Always blame the Weedgies. Try and find a JG Ross or a Thains. Sadly (or not so sadly in Aitkins case, massive nonce) Aitkins or Chalmers don't seem to be on the go anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 2 hours ago, VincentGuerin said: Been living in England for years and years and you get this chat all the time. I don't mind a good slagging, but come on to f**k. The missus' cretinous step-brother says 'Oooh, lock up your shortbread! HAHAHAHAHAHA!' pretty much every time we visit him. All the more puzzling when you consider that the English equivalent to pretty much any Scottish thing they like to slag off is much more of a fucking beamer. For example, next time an English person does their daft impression of ceilidh dancing, ask the c**t how his Morris dancing is. It's the tight Scotsman stereotype* that gets my goat. Usually from some brexity c**t nursing a half pint of mild, who would run a mile at the prospect of buying a round of drinks. *I blame Harry Fucking Lauder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: It's the tight Scotsman stereotype* that gets my goat. Usually from some brexity c**t nursing a half pint of mild, who would run a mile at the prospect of buying a round of drinks. *I blame Harry Fucking Lauder Having lived in 'Ull for a few years back in the 80's as a student and then working in Leeds for a while, I can state with some authority that there's nowt more grippy than a feckin' Yorkshireman. They make Aberdonians look like Viv Nicholson. (You'll have to look her up, kidz.....) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 41 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Having lived in 'Ull for a few years back in the 80's as a student and then working in Leeds for a while, I can state with some authority that there's nowt more grippy than a feckin' Yorkshireman. They make Aberdonians look like Viv Nicholson. (You'll have to look her up, kidz.....) I resemble that remark…it is certainly true for a goodly number of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 53 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Having lived in 'Ull for a few years back in the 80's as a student and then working in Leeds for a while, I can state with some authority that there's nowt more grippy than a feckin' Yorkshireman. They make Aberdonians look like Viv Nicholson. (You'll have to look her up, kidz.....) I remember seeing the musical about her in Edinburgh years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) 23 hours ago, TxRover said: Too bad you don’t live here… https://www.thehomesecuritysuperstore.com/collections/dog-repelling-stun-guns "Chose you're free gift" - Spiked knuckle dusters or a house key knife for f**k sake man. Both would get you fucked over here, mental. Edited February 9, 2023 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 All this chat the 'English' having sly digs about our 'Scottishness' Best formula I've found is to be waiting the next morning at the kitchen table if they are staying overnight or go and stand ion their doorstep with crate of tartan special and a bag of jellies. Ask them. If their up for it? Shitbags the lot!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 13 hours ago, johnnydun said: (or not so sadly in Aitkins case, massive nonce). Probably a weegie as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Probably a weegie as well. I like your thinking, however I'm classed as a weegie from the teuchers and teucher from the weegies. Let's settle this now, what the f**k am I. 1974 - Born in Bellshill 1974-1979 Moddiesburn 1979 -1979 Fife 1979 - 1984 Australia 1984 -1984 Coatbridge 1984 - 1988 - East of Kincardine 1989 - 1990 Cumbernauld 1990 - 1993 Fife 1993 - 1995 Birmingham (or close enough) 1995-1996 - Anstruther 1997 - 2001 - Glenrothes 2001 - 2003 Where anyone has a bed 2004 - travelled...... 2008 - Thailand Edited February 9, 2023 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I'd love to be classed as something, rather than 'that c**t' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Anyway my starter for today is.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: I like your thinking, however I'm classed as a weegie from the teuchers and teucher from the weegies. Let's settle this now, what the f**k am I. 1974 - Born in Bellshill 1974-1979 Moddiesburn 1979 -1979 Fife 1979 - 1984 Australia 1984 -1984 Coatbridge 1984 - 1988 - East of Kincardine 1989 - 1990 Cumbernauld 1990 - 1993 Fife 1993 - 1995 Birmingham (or close enough) 1995-1996 - Anstruther 1997 - 2001 - Glenrothes 2001 - 2003 Where anyone has a bed 2004 - travelled...... 2008 - Thailand ^^^weegie found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: 1974 - Born in Bellshill Weegie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: ^^^weegie found f**k. I fuckin knew it. Anyway, big man, you got 50p so I don't pan yi in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 29 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: 1979 -1979 Fife 1984 - 1988 - East of Kincardine 1990 - 1993 Fife 1995-1996 - Anstruther 1997 - 2001 - Glenrothes Slippery the Fifer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Weegie But I think Limmy is shite? Ever read the book, some weegie brought over for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, 101 said: Slippery the Fifer AS I have spent many great loving time there, also saw many a sad day. I can't give my self to the Fife community, I don't speak anything like you, ken. My Ma & Da are buried there, there both weegies,. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: f**k. I fuckin knew it. Anyway, big man, you got 50p so I don't pan yi in. Definitely a Weegie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 44 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: I like your thinking, however I'm classed as a weegie from the teuchers and teucher from the weegies. Let's settle this now, what the f**k am I. 1974 - Born in Bellshill 1974-1979 Moddiesburn 1979 -1979 Fife 1979 - 1984 Australia 1984 -1984 Coatbridge 1984 - 1988 - East of Kincardine 1989 - 1990 Cumbernauld 1990 - 1993 Fife 1993 - 1995 Birmingham (or close enough) 1995-1996 - Anstruther 1997 - 2001 - Glenrothes 2001 - 2003 Where anyone has a bed 2004 - travelled...... 2008 - Thailand Going strictly by where you were born, you (fortunately) miss out on the weegie tag by a couple of miles. ML postcode makes you a Lanarkshire boy, a couple of miles further west to Viewpark with its G postcodes could legitimately have people tagging you with the weegie affliction. Lanarkshire's maybe a bit shit, but it's no' the Weege. Not much of a get out of jail card, but one nonetheless. After 15 or so years though, I'd be content with adopted Thai and forget some of the shitholes you were unfortunate enough to reside in here, with the exception of Anstruther. The East Neuk is a fine wee area. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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