thomas Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 On 27/01/2023 at 10:38, hk blues said: Was it for you? Yeah it was which is surprising. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Glenn Hoddle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Hungover to f**k. Don't give me a gun type level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 44 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Hungover to f**k. Don't give me a gun type level. Good. Get it so far up you after what I heard you said and did lastnight. Animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Vernon Kays use of vacation and soccer on Radio 2 this morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 After chopping some chilli, washing hands, going for a pish to suddenly discover the hand washing wasn’t as thorough as it should have been. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 27 minutes ago, Eednud said: After chopping some chilli, washing hands, going for a pish to suddenly discover the hand washing wasn’t as thorough as it should have been. Weird sex games gone wrong thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Eednud said: After chopping some chilli, washing hands, going for a pish to suddenly discover the hand washing wasn’t as thorough as it should have been. Use nitrile gloves when chopping scotch bonnets and chillies. My great mistake (years ago) wasn't handling my tadger, it was rubbing my eye. Bloody agony. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 As a youngster, I was applying deep heat to a groin injury and used a deep heaty hand to move the sack out of the way. It’s surprisingly difficult to dangle one’s nuts in a sink of cold water. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 26 minutes ago, coprolite said: As a youngster, I was applying deep heat to a groin injury and used a deep heaty hand to move the sack out of the way. It’s surprisingly difficult to dangle one’s nuts in a sink of cold water. Did you not consider a bath? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Did you not consider a bath? Not an option. Changing rooms with showers. And i didn't have my bath salts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, coprolite said: As a youngster, I was applying deep heat to a groin injury and used a deep heaty hand to move the sack out of the way. It’s surprisingly difficult to dangle one’s nuts in a sink of cold water. Not after 50, at that point you can damn near sling them over your shoulders! Used to laugh at the old lads saying they had sat on their sack…then I did it! Edited January 30, 2023 by TxRover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) 12 hours ago, TxRover said: Not after 50, at that point you can damn near sling them over your shoulders! Used to laugh at 5he 9pm lads saying they had sat on their sack…then I did it! You sat on their sack? Edited January 31, 2023 by jimbaxters 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarHibee Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 I despise food shopping these days. You can't stand in one place for longer than 10 seconds without having some clown breathing down your neck and reaching out to grab something from the fridge that you just opened yourself. I'm going to slam the door shut on their fingers next time. Not to mention the staff blocking the narrow isles with their stacking trolley's when the item you want is just inches out of reach. Everything's an obstacle these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 47 minutes ago, TxRover said: Not after 50, at that point you can damn near sling them over your shoulders! Used to laugh at 5he 9pm lads saying they had sat on their sack…then I did it! Pancake day, the one day of the year I don't sit down, I'm not letting that happen again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 3 hours ago, coprolite said: As a youngster, I was applying deep heat to a groin injury Whose? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 25 minutes ago, GordonD said: Whose? Perhaps Abe Froman? Spoiler The Sausage King of Chicago, don’t you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 12 hours ago, StellarHibee said: I despise food shopping these days. You can't stand in one place for longer than 10 seconds without having some clown breathing down your neck and reaching out to grab something from the fridge that you just opened yourself. I'm going to slam the door shut on their fingers next time. Not to mention the staff blocking the narrow isles with their stacking trolley's when the item you want is just inches out of reach. Everything's an obstacle these days. When i eventually snap it will be in a supermarket. Probably as someone comes out of an aisle turning right while looking left. Possibly when someone holds their trolley across the shelves at arm's length while inspecting ingredients on a selection of tins. Much more likely when some dithering bint won't get off her phone when she's caught out by the surprise request to pay for her massive pile of shite and spends an age searching through her bag for her purse, then her purse for her money then paying in a mix of cash, a card and a phone app that inevitably won't work until she's had to call her equally divot partner for step by step instructions. When i've only got a pint of milk. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: When i eventually snap it will be in a supermarket. Probably as someone comes out of an aisle turning right while looking left. Possibly when someone holds their trolley across the shelves at arm's length while inspecting ingredients on a selection of tins. Much more likely when some dithering bint won't get off her phone when she's caught out by the surprise request to pay for her massive pile of shite and spends an age searching through her bag for her purse, then her purse for her money then paying in a mix of cash, a card and a phone app that inevitably won't work until she's had to call her equally divot partner for step by step instructions. When i've only got a pint of milk. My top hate in supermarkets is when you make a hard left/right and someone is determined to walk past the 1" gap that is between my trolley and the shelving, I just stand there and stare them out until they f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 22 hours ago, StellarHibee said: . Not to mention the staff blocking the narrow isles with their stacking trolleys This. Just when the shop is at its busiest they decide, ah best get the cages out and block the aisles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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