Bert Raccoon Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 8 hours ago, Jambomo said: We have a car park at the back of the house and we each have a parking space. Some random c**t has parked in mine and has been there for 4 days now. I don’t usually care if people park in it because I don’t need it myself, but my friend is visiting in a few days and I am going to need to use it now. Never expected @philpy having an alias 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Why is @philpy not being consulted on this parking matter? I'll park my boot up your arse. Ya baldy mushroom eating c**t 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Sat in an orthodontist waiting room near a Mother and teenager combo. They both have runny noses but can't be arsed blowing them so are just sniffing and snorting constantly. Teen daughter is also watching tik tok at a reasonable volume so i can hear shite speeded up chipmunk sounding vocals. Sadly, i don't think orthodontics can easily go fatally wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 @Jambomo I'm bored... Any update on park-wars? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: @Jambomo I'm bored... Any update on park-wars? Gone! Must have went last night. Hopefully put them off ever returning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 When I go to answer my door and it turns out the ring was on TV. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: When I go to answer my door and it turns out the ring was on TV. Surely preferable to when you go to your door and theres somecunt there wanting something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, GordonD said: When I go to answer my door and it turns out the ring was on TV. Avoid the inconvenience and save money by taking the batteries out the doorbell and just get up to check the front door every 5 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 That latest cover of "Your Love Keeps Lifting me Higher" is horrendous. How to ruin an absolute belter of a song. Jackie Wilson must be turning in his grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 I went down something of a TTF/Q-Tex rabbit hole on youTube at the weekend and I can now happily contribute modern gig attendees to this thread. Compare TTF at the Metro in Saltcoats in the 90s (packed to the rafters, everyone clearly off their tits on various class As and having a brilliant time) to TTF at the 02 in 2016 (hundreds of absolute fannies just filming it on their phones). Absolutely fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Idiots that don't put their bank details or even worse, incorrect bank details on their own invoices. American companies in particular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 50 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: That latest cover of "Your Love Keeps Lifting me Higher" is horrendous. How to ruin an absolute belter of a song. Jackie Wilson must be turning in his grave. He was good at darts as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 26 minutes ago, Sarcastic Bairn said: He was good at darts as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 I have to wait 55 weeks to get a vasectomy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Just now, throbber said: I have to wait 55 weeks to get a vasectomy. @johnnydun 's laddie is a dab hand with a sharp knive and is also looking to expand on his range of sweetbread recipes. Send him a PM, you could be testicleless by the end of the month.............................. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 3 hours ago, GordonD said: When I go to answer my door and it turns out the ring was on TV. Annoying thing your dog does for this pish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 54 minutes ago, throbber said: I have to wait 55 weeks to get a vasectomy. I'd get some spunk frozen in case you're booted out with nothing to offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: I'd get some spunk frozen in case you're booted out with nothing to offer. Don't make the same mistake as Harry Windsor, you freeze it once it's out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 8 hours ago, Jambomo said: Gone! Must have went last night. Hopefully put them off ever returning Someone must’ve tipped them off that P&B were on the case. Put the fear into them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 I need to do CPC training a week on Saturday starting at 7am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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