FK1Bairn Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 A neighbour has recently started working as a private hire taxi driver. His taxi is parked in the shared car park and he's currently washing the wheels on a night when the temperatures are again to fall to -2/-3. What does he think is going to happen to the water left on the roadway? Same neighbour has 3 other cars - all his - parked in the car park. He's the only driver in his household 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 51 minutes ago, FK1Bairn said: A neighbour has recently started working as a private hire taxi driver. His taxi is parked in the shared car park and he's currently washing the wheels on a night when the temperatures are again to fall to -2/-3. What does he think is going to happen to the water left on the roadway? Same neighbour has 3 other cars - all his - parked in the car park. He's the only driver in his household Do you get your bins emptied tomorrow - Black ice, Falkirk Cooncil Bin lorry, Harry Clarke type driver and it's goodbye neighbour's taxi! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Dundee United Ultras? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 6 hours ago, johnnydun said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 People you meet in the course of a day - whom you may well never see again - who finish the conversation with, "See you later" deserve a kick in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: People you meet in the course of a day - whom you may well never see again - who finish the conversation with, "See you later" deserve a kick in the pie. Supermarket checkout staff are bad for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 20 minutes ago, GordonD said: Supermarket checkout staff are bad for this. Except they top it with another PPTTGOYN, "You alright there?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 23 minutes ago, GordonD said: Supermarket checkout staff are bad for this. I like it when they ask "Are you working today?" or "Is it your day off?" It's 3pm on a Wednesday and all I am buying is beer and doritos. No, friend, I am skiving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I like it when they ask "Are you working today?" or "Is it your day off?" It's 3pm on a Wednesday and all I am buying is beer and doritos. No, friend, I am skiving. trying to develop strategies to spend the hundred of thousands of pounds that the SRC is throwing at me and these comestibles are my commission. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Supermarket staff are providing the obligatory throwaway greeting to get through another utterly turgid shift. Gammons who expect some curated and witty individual exchange with them need to take a look at themselves. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Supermarket checkout staff are bad for this. I also do this all the time. I think it's a generic Scottish thing. In Dundee I've noticed "See you after" is popular. Which begs the question 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: I also do this all the time. I think it's a generic Scottish thing. In Dundee I've noticed "See you after" is popular. Which begs the question Maybe everyone is popping over to his maw’s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: I also do this all the time. I think it's a generic Scottish thing. In Dundee I've noticed "See you after" is popular. Which begs the question 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 10 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: People you meet in the course of a day - whom you may well never see again - who finish the conversation with, "See you later" deserve a kick in the pie. Anger management courses for this sort of thing. CUL8R 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Loonytoons said: Anger management courses for this sort of thing. CUL8R MHYG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Scottish Cup games don't go to replays any longer. They do not go straight to penalties. Away goals do count. Away goals do not count double. There is no away goals rule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 We have a car park at the back of the house and we each have a parking space. Some random c**t has parked in mine and has been there for 4 days now. I don’t usually care if people park in it because I don’t need it myself, but my friend is visiting in a few days and I am going to need to use it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 41 minutes ago, Jambomo said: We have a car park at the back of the house and we each have a parking space. Some random c**t has parked in mine and has been there for 4 days now. I don’t usually care if people park in it because I don’t need it myself, but my friend is visiting in a few days and I am going to need to use it now. Google the plate and see if the c**t's paid the tax and MOT, you might be able to get it towed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 TTFN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 When buying jeans there appears to be a million different styles of slim, skinny and super skinny but about 2 for just actual normal jeans. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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