Jambomo Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 10 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Fireworks already I mean come on...... Same here. I might go out at 12 and see if there are any left 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 It's upsetting the dog. Fuckin bellends. At midnight, fine, I get it. Rest of the time just f**k off!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 On 30/12/2022 at 23:39, BFTD said: I'm still unclear as to what one does after hosing down one's starfish with a jet of cold water from the poop pistol - read a magazine until it dries off? If the answer is "pat it down with toilet paper", I'm seeing a flaw in this plan. 8 years in here and I've yet to find out the exact mechanics of the process. It involves a small pail with a handle, cold water and a bumhole - that much I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, hk blues said: 8 years in here and I've yet to find out the exact mechanics of the process. It involves a small pail with a handle, cold water and a bumhole - that much I know. https://youtu.be/gdnuOa7tDco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 12 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Fireworks already I mean come on...... Tomorrow will be worse. If there’s a winner in the uglies matchup, one set of kunts will take delight in setting off shitloads of fireworks as an audible and visible GIRFUY to the losing set of kunts. Bottom line is, different coloured scarves, just the same set of kunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 18 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Tomorrow will be worse. If there’s a winner in the uglies matchup, one set of kunts will take delight in setting off shitloads of fireworks as an audible and visible GIRFUY to the losing set of kunts. Bottom line is, different coloured scarves, just the same set of kunts. Whilst you are correct with the general cuntiness of Scotland's shame, that'll hardly be an issue here in deepest Norfolk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 6 hours ago, hk blues said: 8 years in here and I've yet to find out the exact mechanics of the process. It involves a small pail with a handle, cold water and a bumhole - that much I know. The Sunday Post never reprinted that particular Oor Wullie strip... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 5 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Whilst you are correct with the general cuntiness of Scotland's shame, that'll hardly be an issue here in deepest Norfolk. Keep an eye on the Gorleston Emerald and Thetford Loyal…. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 38 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Keep an eye on the Gorleston Emerald and Thetford Loyal…. Much bigger issues anticipated here down The Walks this afternoon. It's Kings Lynn Town v Boston Utd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 (edited) I'm seeing far too many posts begin with the word "so" these days. Unnecessary American pish. Edit to add... The common use of the word "rookie" on a Scottish football forum can also f**k off. Edited January 6, 2023 by Crawford Bridge 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Crawford Bridge said: I'm seeing far too many posts being with the word "so" these days. Unnecessary American pish. Edit to add... The common use of the word "rookie" on a Scottish football forum can also f**k off. Awesome post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Crawford Bridge said: I'm seeing far too many posts being with the word "so" these days. Unnecessary American pish. Edit to add... The common use of the word "rookie" on a Scottish football forum can also f**k off. Desperation of the soshul meedja drones to adopt all things american for some fucked up reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 I commented on some random's Facebook page about why he felt proud that his daughter's primary school had an armed security staff. I would be utterly ashamed if Scotland stooped to that level of fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 01/01/2023 at 16:28, Swarley said: https://youtu.be/gdnuOa7tDco Still no further forward. I guess I'll have to resort to spying through the door lock when the wife next needs to go. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 22 hours ago, tamthebam said: The Sunday Post never reprinted that particular Oor Wullie strip... Pity that - I could have used it to wipe my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, hk blues said: Still no further forward. I guess I'll have to resort to spying through the door lock when the wife next needs to go. Again. Aye but whose wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, Swarley said: Aye but whose wife? Certainly not mine - nothing there I've not seen before! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 21 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: I commented on some random's Facebook page about why he felt proud that his daughter's primary school had an armed security staff. I would be utterly ashamed if Scotland stooped to that level of fear. So… You should have enquired why he didn’t want to just arm his daughter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 2 hours ago, TxRover said: So… You should have enquired why he didn’t want to just arm his daughter? I’m betting he does but those anti-freedom libruls won’t let her take her Glock to school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Ice. I stood on the step outside my back door this morning and immediately went down. Straight on to my arse and down three concrete steps. Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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