Hamish's Passenger Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Gutless tradesmen who instead of telling you they ain’t interested in the job you have for them, they go all in telling you what they will do and when they can squeeze you in, only to never show up or answer the phone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, coprolite said: I'm going to have to disagree with you there Thomas. Bananas are delicious when firm and sour, still with a bit of green on the skin right through to the soft aromatic flesh of the fully brown stage. So long as they aren't bruised or diseased there should be a window of at least a week, maybe up to two. Avocados however, have mere seconds between being bitter and rock hard and turning into black mush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. I'm 54 and a half in four days time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Bananas there is a very fine line of when they are just right for eating.Bananas aren't too bad, and the skin gives you a pretty good indicator of what's inside. Persimmons however are fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Borderline unpopular opinion, but surely the default position when on a staircase etc should be to walk on the left. It seems to be the opposite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 13 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Borderline unpopular opinion, but surely the default position when on a staircase etc should be to walk on the left. It seems to be the opposite. As a southpaw how could I stab you if I'm walking on the left, eh? You've got to consider these things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 The lack of consistency when it comes to team names, for example (courtesy of the BBC): 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 28 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The lack of consistency when it comes to team names, for example (courtesy of the BBC): Fans of Arbroath Athletic will be up in arms about this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Folk calling a robin 'a robin red-breast'. Just call it a robin, you c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 What about those blue tits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: What about those blue tits? ^^Necrophile 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 8 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Grown adults who get excited about their birthday. Fine, it's a nice day for them but do they really need to refer to it for weeks before? Also expecting other people to be happy for them like it's some massive achievement to still be kicking about since this time last year. Known quite a few people who did this, and in 100% of cases it was an attempt to get extra presents from acquaintances. Seemed to work for some of them. 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: The lack of consistency when it comes to team names, for example (courtesy of the BBC): Since the very noticeable cutbacks after The Rangers struggled out of the lower leagues, the person updating the Scottish fixtures/results clearly couldn't tell you if the diddy clubs have a suffix or not, so be thankful we don't see more "Edinburgh Celtic v Dunfermline Rangers" style guesswork. 13 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: What about those blue tits? Always figured you for a Mass Effect fan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Regarding the team names, is it not just a matter of space? 'Dunfermline Atheltic' clearly can't fit in to the box in the image above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Regarding the team names, is it not just a matter of space? 'Dunfermline Atheltic' clearly can't fit in to the box in the image above. That's just where he's cropped it. Also, Dunfermline Atheltic? Big team found! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 The crisps - my God, who opens them this way? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Regarding the team names, is it not just a matter of space? 'Dunfermline Atheltic' clearly can't fit in to the box in the image above. Sky's Soccer Saturday is pretty bad for it, and there are plenty of examples where there's been sufficient space. A quick Google search picks up on the Ayr and Oxford Utd below, for example: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: The crisps - my God, who opens them this way? My weans do this on purpose so I won't take any 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Sky's Soccer Saturday is pretty bad for it, and there are plenty of examples where there's been sufficient space. A quick Google search picks up on the Ayr and Oxford Utd below, for example: In that specific example, I'd think it could be because Oxford City may occasionally appear on the vidiprinter, whereas (thankfully) there's only one Ayr. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Folk calling a robin 'a robin red-breast'. Just call it a robin, you c***s. 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: What about those blue tits? In the name of 'wokeness' and impartiality, please let us not forget about cocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: The crisps - my God, who opens them this way? Thats a sorry excuse of a toastie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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