'WellDel Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Which one, the old boy that sits at the drum kit, or Leo that dances? If you're lucky enough to visit the city at the right time, I think they've been known to occasionally collaborate for the enjoyment of the more discerning music lovers. A true audio-visual spectacular. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Which one, the old boy that sits at the drum kit, or Leo that dances? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Didn't that guy complain about someone who took a video of it and got #numbers online? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) 59 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Yes Leo dances along to everybody. It's funniest when he's throwing shapes and an angsty teenager is breaking their heart to some Lewis Capaldi or Ed Sheeran dirge. Edited December 4, 2022 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 I've had Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" stuck in my head since I got up this morning. f**k my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I've had Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" stuck in my head since I got up this morning. f**k my life. ^^^Simply having a fucking horrendous time 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 (edited) I know it's been mentioned before, but shifting stuff on Gumtree. We tried to sell a chair at £50 last week, no takers. We just need rid, so listed it as a 'freebie' today, collection only. Enq 1, pretty much right away, "is it still available?". Immediate answer "yes, are you interested?". Still waiting for a response, so answered Enq 2. Enq 2 - "will it fit in a car?" "Yeah, anything medium size or bigger, with the back seat down" "Ok, I'll collect between 430 and 5 today" So I park Enqs 3 & 4 meantime. Enq 2, 3.50pm. "I'm not coming today after all". Message Enq 3 to let them know it's available. "How much is it?" "It's listed as free".... still waiting, so go to Enq 4. Enq 4 " I can come tomorrow " I feel really crappy with the tactic, but I reckon next time I'm getting rid, I'll list the item as "First person to actually show up at my door gets it" FFS Edited December 4, 2022 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: I've had Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" stuck in my head since I got up this morning. f**k my life. Fantastic Christmas song ya miserable b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Fantastic Christmas song ya miserable b*****d We can no longer be friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I know it's been mentioned before, but shifting stuff on Gumtree. We tried to sell a chair at £50 last week, no takers. We just need rid, so listed it as a 'freebie' today, collection only. Enq 1, pretty much right away, "is it still available?". Immediate answer "yes, are you interested?". Still waiting for a response, so answered Enq 2. Enq 2 - "will it fit in a car?" "Yeah, anything medium size or bigger, with the back seat down" "Ok, I'll collect between 430 and 5 today" So I park Enqs 3 & 4 meantime. Enq 2, 3.50pm. "I'm not coming today after all". Message Enq 3 to let them know it's available. "How much is it?" "It's listed as free".... still waiting, so go to Enq 4. Enq 4 " I can come tomorrow " I feel really crappy with the tactic, but I reckon next time I'm getting rid, I'll list the item as "First person to actually show up at my door gets it" FFS Leave it outside on the pavement with a note reading "do not take" It'll be gone in the morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I know it's been mentioned before, but shifting stuff on Gumtree. We tried to sell a chair at £50 last week, no takers. We just need rid, so listed it as a 'freebie' today, collection only. Enq 1, pretty much right away, "is it still available?". Immediate answer "yes, are you interested?". Still waiting for a response, so answered Enq 2. Enq 2 - "will it fit in a car?" "Yeah, anything medium size or bigger, with the back seat down" "Ok, I'll collect between 430 and 5 today" So I park Enqs 3 & 4 meantime. Enq 2, 3.50pm. "I'm not coming today after all". Message Enq 3 to let them know it's available. "How much is it?" "It's listed as free".... still waiting, so go to Enq 4. Enq 4 " I can come tomorrow " I feel really crappy with the tactic, but I reckon next time I'm getting rid, I'll list the item as "First person to actually show up at my door gets it" FFS Did you manage to remove the pish stains? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Did you manage to remove the pish stains? That was why we reckoned it was worth 50 quid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I know it's been mentioned before, but shifting stuff on Gumtree. We tried to sell a chair at £50 last week, no takers. We just need rid, so listed it as a 'freebie' today, collection only. Enq 1, pretty much right away, "is it still available?". Immediate answer "yes, are you interested?". Still waiting for a response, so answered Enq 2. Enq 2 - "will it fit in a car?" "Yeah, anything medium size or bigger, with the back seat down" "Ok, I'll collect between 430 and 5 today" So I park Enqs 3 & 4 meantime. Enq 2, 3.50pm. "I'm not coming today after all". Message Enq 3 to let them know it's available. "How much is it?" "It's listed as free".... still waiting, so go to Enq 4. Enq 4 " I can come tomorrow " I feel really crappy with the tactic, but I reckon next time I'm getting rid, I'll list the item as "First person to actually show up at my door gets it" FFS Get them to battle for it in your front garden. Mind film it for the YouTube 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Which one, the old boy that sits at the drum kit, or Leo that dances? Leo is harmless. The old guy pretending to play the dustbin lid drum kit, on the other hand, is a bit weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 03/12/2022 at 19:59, Todd_is_God said: People plastering Elf on the Shelf all over social media as if anyone not their child actually cares about their shite japes. Begs the question - are they doing it for their kids entertainment or for themselves? @KnightswoodBear ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennie makevin Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 22/11/2022 at 14:03, coprolite said: Quite right. Frisco and The Dam. I think it's only right to refer to Istanbul as 'The Bull', East Kilbride as 'The Bride' & Coatbridge as 'Wee Coaty'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, kennie makevin said: I think it's only right to refer to Istanbul as 'The Bull', That's nobody's business but the Turks' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Leave it outside on the pavement with a note reading "do not take" It'll be gone in the morning No, no. You have to put a fifty quid price tag on it. It'll be away before you get back in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 I think it's only right to refer to Istanbul as 'The Bull', That's what I did when I lived there. Didn't catch on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Had a tin of soup for lunch. Opened the tin, poured it into the bowl, buttered some bread. Dipped the bread in and tasted it. Then realised I had forgotten to heat the soup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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