weirdcal Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 People who cannot drive when it's getting dark. Doing 35/40 in a 60 and fannying about with the full beams after every car passes (whilst braking at on coming car of course) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 11 hours ago, GordonD said: Nestle's. For most of my life it was "Nessels" then it suddenly became "Ness-lay". Ness-lay is what a plesiosaur is looking for on a Highland holiday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Nestle's. For most of my life it was "Nessels" then it suddenly became "Ness-lay".How old are you? It's been pronounced NESS-lay for as long as I can remember. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 10 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 12 hours ago, GordonD said: Nestle's. For most of my life it was "Nessels" then it suddenly became "Ness-lay". How old are you? It's been pronounced NESS-lay for as long as I can remember. I'm completely decrepit. It was Nessles when ah were t'lad anall.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 6 hours ago, HK Hibee said: No, it really isn’t. It is one step above quidditch- fuckers who play that should be ostracised You played it like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Wee neds who think its cool to put windows through on buses. Two buses cancelled because of this. C**ts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, superwell87 said: Wee neds who think its cool to put windows through on buses. Two buses cancelled because of this. C**ts! John Wayne on the roof with a rifle would sort them. Lothian Buses suspended services to Clermiston a few years ago due to antisocial neds. I suspect some "community justice" was soon meted out as the services restarted after a short period 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 minute ago, superwell87 said: Wee neds who think its cool to put windows through on buses. Two buses cancelled because of this. C**ts! Many moons ago, someone I knew from Plean was fuming because First had temporarily stopped running buses through the village at night due to this happening so often. When you're pished on a Saturday night, it's a fair walk from Stirling down unlit roads with no pavement. Supposedly two groups of kids had started throwing bricks at one bus and one managed to crack his mate in the face from the other side of the road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: John Wayne on the roof with a rifle would sort them. Lothian Buses suspended services to Clermiston a few years ago due to antisocial neds. I suspect some "community justice" was soon meted out as the services restarted after a short period I remember reading about that. Hopefully the service I use won't go down that route. I could easily walk it home from the bus stop but after a 11 hour shift on my feet all day, its not something I want to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 The cardboard four pack packaging you get on beers these days. Shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: Many moons ago, someone I knew from Plean was fuming because First had temporarily stopped running buses through the village at night due to this happening so often. When you're pished on a Saturday night, it's a fair walk from Stirling down unlit roads with no pavement. Supposedly two groups of kids had started throwing bricks at one bus and one managed to crack his mate in the face from the other side of the road Instant karma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 11 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: The cardboard four pack packaging you get on beers these days. Shite. Or those ones that are glued together. Even shiter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 People interviewed on the radio who sound like their lips are "wet" when they speak - yuk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Leith Green said: People interviewed on the radio who sound like their lips are "wet" when they speak - yuk Are we still talking about Lizzy Cundy? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 43 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Are we still talking about Lizzy Cundy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Are we still talking about Lizzy Cundy? What if she was your upstairs neighbour? "Lizzy, it's about your creaky floorboards..." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 Pizza where the topping comes away like an additional layer, instead of as one piece. f**k off. Give me my pizza where it separates only on my terms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 When people on TV put their shod feet on a sofa and I'm unable to tell them off for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 On 11/10/2022 at 10:43, hk blues said: Jingxi crivens help ma boab! These puns are Beijinging to take the piss. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 @Mr. Alli & @SlipperyP Heading to iverkeithing boys, with moves. Newcastle, tunes on the way... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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