Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: . At half past eight I took a rubbish bag down to the communal bin and found the pizza lying in the street, next to the stair door.. And, did you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: And, did you? After two and a half hours? It would be a bit cold by then. Just binned it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: After two and a half hours? It would be a bit cold by then. Just binned it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: After two and a half hours? It would be a bit cold by then. Just binned it. Have you not got an oven? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you not got an oven? Also no guarantee that a dog hadn't pissed on the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Just now, GordonD said: Also no guarantee that a dog hadn't pissed on the box. Don't eat the box. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Also, bear in mind this was two and a half hours later. I'd already eaten something else by then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 52 minutes ago, GordonD said: Also, bear in mind this was two and a half hours later. I'd already eaten something else by then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Aye you're failing to come up with any credible reason why you never ate it GordonD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Delivery drivers who don't deliver. I ordered a pizza yesterday, which was due to arrive at six o'clock. It didn't, even though the website said it had. I gave it another ten minutes then got in touch with UberEats, who said they would look into it. They also asked me to check my front door in case it had been left there. It wasn't, and I knew it was unlikely to be since the guy would have had to buzz the intercom to get into my stair. UberEats then came back with this: I’ve checked the issue from our end and it looks like the delivery partner hasn’t followed our delivery guidelines. We have processes in place to review this type of feedback with delivery partners, so your concern hasn’t gone unnoticed. That first bit was certainly true, as I found out. They gave me a full refund. At half past eight I took a rubbish bag down to the communal bin and found the pizza lying in the street, next to the stair door. The lazy bugger had just left it there and fucked off without even bothering to buzz the intercom. Fortunately I hadn't left a tip in advance as I often do. Full refund and free breakfast, not seeing the complaint here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Delivery drivers who don't deliver. I ordered a pizza yesterday, which was due to arrive at six o'clock. It didn't, even though the website said it had. I gave it another ten minutes then got in touch with UberEats, who said they would look into it. They also asked me to check my front door in case it had been left there. It wasn't, and I knew it was unlikely to be since the guy would have had to buzz the intercom to get into my stair. UberEats then came back with this: I’ve checked the issue from our end and it looks like the delivery partner hasn’t followed our delivery guidelines. We have processes in place to review this type of feedback with delivery partners, so your concern hasn’t gone unnoticed. That first bit was certainly true, as I found out. They gave me a full refund. At half past eight I took a rubbish bag down to the communal bin and found the pizza lying in the street, next to the stair door. The lazy bugger had just left it there and fucked off without even bothering to buzz the intercom. Fortunately I hadn't left a tip in advance as I often do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 6 hours ago, hk blues said: Company fuel card users maybe. This. I can only use mines at Shell, Esso or Gleamer. The last has never been in Dundee AFAIK and I've no idea where Esso is (if any). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 The latest delivery driver round my way has decided that she won't waste time even bothering to knock the door. Just goes straight rounds and deposits stuff at the back door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Caught my urethra in my zip earlier. Blood everywhere. Nearly fainted. Feel sick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 5 hours ago, GordonD said: Delivery drivers who don't deliver. I ordered a pizza yesterday, which was due to arrive at six o'clock. It didn't, even though the website said it had. I gave it another ten minutes then got in touch with UberEats, who said they would look into it. They also asked me to check my front door in case it had been left there. It wasn't, and I knew it was unlikely to be since the guy would have had to buzz the intercom to get into my stair. UberEats then came back with this: I’ve checked the issue from our end and it looks like the delivery partner hasn’t followed our delivery guidelines. We have processes in place to review this type of feedback with delivery partners, so your concern hasn’t gone unnoticed. That first bit was certainly true, as I found out. They gave me a full refund. At half past eight I took a rubbish bag down to the communal bin and found the pizza lying in the street, next to the stair door. The lazy bugger had just left it there and fucked off without even bothering to buzz the intercom. Fortunately I hadn't left a tip in advance as I often do. I ordered through Just Eat late on Saturday night and put in the instructions that the kids were in bed and not to ring the bell, just to leave it on the doorstep and I'd see him on the Ring camera. The twat rang the bell and then loudly exclaimed "THERE'S YER PIZZA SON", waking up my oldest in the process (and she's the lightest sleeper). Twat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 17 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Caught my urethra in my zip earlier. Blood everywhere. Nearly fainted. Feel sick Um...what?! Do you not have skin on your boaby? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 19 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Caught my urethra in my zip earlier. Blood everywhere. Nearly fainted. Feel sick How on earth did you, er, pull the urethra out and expose it to the zip? Word of advice for @BFTD - never use a cactus to sound your own urethra. You could end up pulling the whole thing inside out and then pulling a zip closed over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Then what the f**k is that bit at the very top called?! The almost lip like structure?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Then what the f**k is that bit at the very top called?! The almost lip like structure?! How did you get through school without hearing of the **** ***? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Then what the f**k is that bit at the very top called?! The almost lip like structure?! I’m getting something about Mary vibes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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