Richey Edwards Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 25 minutes ago, coprolite said: That reminds me of the story in the evening express about Santa getting into a fight with the Teletubbies in the Bon Accord centre. Apparently children screamed when a teletubbie’s head fell off. Sounds like you c***s were asking for it. Being stuck in a chimney is no joke. The Spice Girls also laughed at him and they didn't get battered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Not petty at all: Got stung by 9p per litre by going to the Shell garage by the Dundee Kingsway rather than going to the BP garage at Invergowrie. 188.9 Vs 179.9p. Seething. This is the App you want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Granny Danger said: We’re going to be subjected to a tropical storm from today through to Monday. Whoever is in charge of the weather can f**k right off. https://www.canarianweekly.com/posts/A-tropical-cyclone-will-bring-rain-and-storms-to-the-Canary-Islands-tomorrow Mrs Granny has responded to the news by going to the shops and buying a double ender and some lube. Maybe it won’t be too bad after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 (edited) Lazy artists. Premier Inn room had a print of an artist's work. The card beside it had the artist's name and the work is called "Untitled". Just give it a title then, you're supposed to be a creative sort. Untitled ffs. Edited September 24, 2022 by The Skelpit Lug Sp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: No, but they made me dress as the green tellytubby. Big team etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 Ordered a curry after the Scotland game last night. The place is usually excellent, but last night they were off their game. Was pretty awful. My arse is foul this morning 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 The "king of threads" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 6 hours ago, KnightswoodVanBear said: Ordered a curry after the Scotland game last night. The place is usually excellent, but last night they were off their game. Was pretty awful. My arse is foul this morning I had an absolutely magnificent chicken tikka Naga last night and my arse is also absolutely rotten. I’m surprised I didn’t wake the entire house up during the night with the decibel levels of farting. It was delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 I had an absolutely magnificent chicken tikka Naga last night and my arse is also absolutely rotten. I’m surprised I didn’t wake the entire house up during the night with the decibel levels of farting. It was delicious. Chicken tikka chilli bhuna, average decibels, searing temperature, hydraulically pushed out by 2 x breakfast rolls today. What a nice* wee club we have here. *except for the baby-handed *** 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Chicken tikka chilli bhuna, average decibels, searing temperature, hydraulically pushed out by 2 x breakfast rolls today. What a nice* wee club we have here. *except for the baby-handed *** How much money do you save by only having to order the kids portions? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 47 minutes ago, KnightswoodVanBear said: How much money do you save by only having to order the kids portions? Average height ≠ not being a greedy fat rip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tynie Pecksniff said: Hot Madras from Sanam last night, it was so hot even my pee was burning. A fun morning A glorious return for the finest Indian in Central Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 It was magnificent. The restaurant reopens around tenth October I usually do my sitting in at the Gulnar based on it being walking distance and a pitstop before and after at the Station. The Sanam is a better Indian though. Not IMO either, its just the way it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 I had a chicken madras last night with a specific request to make it extra hot. Yes, I know. No really, it's OK. Yes, I understand. Extra hot, yes. The rice was spicier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Why do you want it so hot? I've never understood that mindset. The hotter food is, the less you can taste. Sounds like a macho thing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 On 24/09/2022 at 11:11, Hedgecutter said: Not petty at all: Got stung by 9p per litre by going to the Shell garage by the Dundee Kingsway rather than going to the BP garage at Invergowrie. 188.9 Vs 179.9p. Seething. Morrisons 500m before you get to Shell is consistently 9-10p cheaper. As is the Jet on the way back out of Dundee. f**k knows why anyone uses that Shell garage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Morrisons 500m before you get to Shell is consistently 9-10p cheaper. As is the Jet on the way back out of Dundee. f**k knows why anyone uses that Shell garage. Company fuel card users maybe. When I had one I could only use it at BP garages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 14 minutes ago, hk blues said: Company fuel card users maybe. When I had one I could only use it at BP garages. Not much use at that Shell garage Hedgecutter was on about, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 10 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Not much use at that Shell garage Hedgecutter was on about, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Delivery drivers who don't deliver. I ordered a pizza yesterday, which was due to arrive at six o'clock. It didn't, even though the website said it had. I gave it another ten minutes then got in touch with UberEats, who said they would look into it. They also asked me to check my front door in case it had been left there. It wasn't, and I knew it was unlikely to be since the guy would have had to buzz the intercom to get into my stair. UberEats then came back with this: I’ve checked the issue from our end and it looks like the delivery partner hasn’t followed our delivery guidelines. We have processes in place to review this type of feedback with delivery partners, so your concern hasn’t gone unnoticed. That first bit was certainly true, as I found out. They gave me a full refund. At half past eight I took a rubbish bag down to the communal bin and found the pizza lying in the street, next to the stair door. The lazy bugger had just left it there and fucked off without even bothering to buzz the intercom. Fortunately I hadn't left a tip in advance as I often do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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